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Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy (Letterman)
CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: December 13, 2005 ^ | December 13, 2005 | CBS | Late Show with David Letterman

Posted on 12/15/2005 5:40:29 PM PST by DBeers

Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy


10. "Your saddle is Versace"


9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"


8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"


7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"


6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"


5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"


4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"


3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"


2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"


1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"




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KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; humor; letterman
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To: aomagrat

Interestingly, Gucci actually started as a saddle maker...


41 posted on 12/15/2005 5:59:53 PM PST by durasell
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To: Millee; onyx; nicmarlo; Borax Queen; phantomworker; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; ...

Humor PING...


42 posted on 12/15/2005 6:00:33 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: JRochelle; DBeers

13. The petshop owner would prefer you fed the gerbil to your pet snake.


43 posted on 12/15/2005 6:02:10 PM PST by Titan Magroyne (Suicide Bomb Instructor: "Now pay attention, I'm only gonna do this once...")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I am speechless...


44 posted on 12/15/2005 6:02:59 PM PST by JRochelle
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To: AmericanDave

Jeri Ryan


45 posted on 12/15/2005 6:03:10 PM PST by Wheens
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To: JRochelle
We knew that would happen.

LOL!!!

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46 posted on 12/15/2005 6:04:01 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Thank you for the ping to lughs.

I just heard the funnist thing...

O'Reilly's show --- a letter he read, referred to Baby Jesus as the "holiday infant."

OMG!


47 posted on 12/15/2005 6:04:03 PM PST by onyx ((Vicksburg, MS) North is a direction. South is a way of life.)
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To: JRochelle
I'm not! I'm LMAO!!

Good grief, what some will go through to get their jollies!

48 posted on 12/15/2005 6:05:37 PM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Prepare for Override! Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
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To: durasell

Ever hear the old C&W song "I've got the hoss if you've got the saddle"?


49 posted on 12/15/2005 6:05:48 PM PST by saganite (The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
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To: onyx

Saw that...

Holiday Infant!?

LOL!!


50 posted on 12/15/2005 6:05:55 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: AmericanDave
What was her name? 2 of 47?

38 of DD.

51 posted on 12/15/2005 6:06:52 PM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: Ladysmith

Where is PETA when you need them?


52 posted on 12/15/2005 6:07:02 PM PST by JRochelle
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To: Ladysmith
Armageddon
53 posted on 12/15/2005 6:08:36 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: Dashing Dasher


I'm still laughing --- and I can't stop. YET.

The HOLIDAY INFANT.


54 posted on 12/15/2005 6:10:11 PM PST by onyx ((Vicksburg, MS) North is a direction. South is a way of life.)
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To: saganite

Sorry, don't know that one.


55 posted on 12/15/2005 6:11:47 PM PST by durasell
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To: steve-b
38 of DD.

LOL

56 posted on 12/15/2005 6:16:37 PM PST by DBeers (†)
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To: Hand em their arse
Nah. Homo on the Range was too easy, and everyone on the staff probably had heard it already elsewhere. "It's Raining Men" is a little more inspired (IMHO).

Excellent list. I may have to forward it.

57 posted on 12/15/2005 6:20:22 PM PST by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Ok, I have to ask, although after that last one, I'm not sure I want to... What's this all about? (Cringing and holding my breath...)


58 posted on 12/15/2005 6:21:48 PM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Prepare for Override! Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
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To: Hand em their arse

How about this one:

When someone yells "Saddle up!" you drop your pants.

Sorry. Wasn't funny.


59 posted on 12/15/2005 6:22:25 PM PST by libertyman ("....It's [the Constitution] just a g-ddamned piece of paper" --Presidebt Bush, Nov. '05)
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To: Ladysmith

Did you read the story?

It's his "I'm done" word.


60 posted on 12/15/2005 6:22:54 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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