[yankeedame]

Dan Brown’s novel, The DaVinci Code, is now a movie starring Tom Hanks and directed by Ron Howard. According to Brown, Jesus married Mary Magdalene, a fallen woman, had a son who moved to Gaul and fathered Frenchmen.

What?? I heard on that A7E (or was it the History Channel) a while back they had this thing called "Unlocking the DaVinci Code" and they said that according to the book...

-- Christ married MM;

-- she became not only his faithful companion, and un-official #1 apostle but also a sort of co-Savior [you know, like Hillary was "co-president" with BC?];

--that at the time of Christ's death MM was "with child" and had to flee to Egypt b/s "they" were out to get her and Christ's unborn child;

-- in Egypt she gave birth to a daughter, which was named Sarah. [This is where the God-is-a-woman angle fits in.]

--After a few years MM and daughter take a boat to southern France where the daughter-of-Jesus-Christ marries the founder of the Moravian line of kings.

[Cincinna]

"After a few years MM and daughter take a boat to southern France where the daughter-of-Jesus-Christ marries the founder of the Moravian line of kings."

A little correction:
Legend has it that the line of MEROVINGIAN Kings of France were the descendents.

[Armigerous]

....not"Moravian".....Merovingian