Posted on 11/26/2005 5:01:33 AM PST by Brainhose
GEORGE CLOONEY has declared the past 12 months to be the worst year of his life, after dealing with death, depression and health problems.
Among his long list of woes, the 44-year-old actor had to deal with painful spinal damage after gaining a huge amount of weight for his role in his latest movie SYRIANA.
He says, "When I started the movie I had gone through a series of sort of unhappy times. Some bad things had happened in my life and it's also depressing to put on that much weight that quickly. I did it in 30 days.
"So I was really sort of reflecting what I was going through in a way. It wasn't a lot of acting, it was just sort of me playing a part I wasn't very happy in and I wasn't very happy at the time either.
"On my way to Morocco (where Syriana was filmed), leaving my house, there was a rattlesnake wrapped around my dog with its teeth in the back of his head. I had to get a baseball bat and beat the snake until it let go, but it killed the dog. That was the last thing the dog saw, me beating a snake with a bat.
"It was just one thing after another too. My brother-in-law, who was 46 years old, stood up and had a heart attack and died.
"My dad was running for an election that he lost in the middle of this shoot and stuff like that. So it felt like I was having a bad year."
He said, "on my way to Morocco, leaving my house...". I guessed that it was as he stepped outside to get in the car to get to the airport in this country.
I'm sorry for what you've been going through.
Like someone said, a bad year for Clooney is a good year for me.
hmmmmm. I think he was misquoted. I believe it should be:
there was a rattlesnake wrapped around my dog with its teeth in the back of his head. Because I'm a wuss and don't own a gun I had to get a baseball batAhhhh, that's better.andto beat the snake.until it let go,But I missed and Ibut itkilled the dog. That was the last thing the dog saw, me beatinga snakeit to death with a bat.
Awwwww, bring on the tissues. George wasn't happy with a multi-million job of a few weeks, boo freakin' woo. My cat proudly walked into the living room the other day with a snake wrapped around itself. Cat 1 - Snake 0.
Yes. They practice this bloodthirsty thing called Islam.
Don't cry to much for Georgie Porgie, he's investing in a new casino on the Vegas strip right near Hard Rock.
Three trains collide near Ghotki Pakistan , at least 128 were killed and 170 injured.
Phoenix, Ariz. heat wave, is blamed in the deaths of 21 people
Typhoon Talim caused major flooding and landslides, and killed at least 129 people in China.
Rita
Philippines, China, Thailand and Nepal the powerful typhoon Damrey killed at least 122
Atour boat capsized on Lake George, killing 20 elderly tourists
Wilma
But cry me a river, Cloonies neglected dog died and he got fat
It's gonna get worse when the reviews come out..along with the first't week's grosses..It should have open Thanksgiving..it's a TURKEY!!!
All together now... Ahhhhhhhhhh
Yes, but he's a politically correct bad director/pretty monkey. An oscar nomination is almost certain for Good Night and Good Luck because it continues the liberal sliming of Joe McCarthy, he said it was specifically made as an answer to Ann Coulter's book Treason and it makes all Hollywood communists out to be heros. Sure Oscar material.
Imagine the acceptance speech!
Oh, and here's the mandatory picture:
Your spin on Clooney has lifted my holiday spirits, Uurrrah.
Semper Fi.
Lets all send him pictures of Rattlesnakes!!!
"My dad was running for an election that he lost in the middle of this shoot and stuff like that. So it felt like I was having a bad year."
HAHAHAHAHA
Please pardon the urge to regress to sailor slang, but we had a saying in the Navy we often used when someone whined a little to much.....Aaaawww, does Georgie's (female body part) hurt??
What he's really sad about is that the little people have figured out he can't act, sing, direct, or do anything else to 'entertain' us.
On my way to Morocco (where Syriana was filmed), leaving my house, there was a rattlesnake wrapped around my dog with its teeth in the back of his head.
The fact he apparently can't make a proper and comprehensive sentence doesn't help matters, either!
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Just so no one thinks I'm totally heartless, here ya go George-
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