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| 11/18/2005
| 1337 speak suxors
Posted on 11/18/2005 5:50:36 AM PST by BJClinton
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To: BJClinton
201
posted on
11/18/2005 10:17:24 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Izzy Dunne
To: Izzy Dunne
203
posted on
11/18/2005 10:19:43 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I love football season!!)
To: Maximus of Texas
:->
204
posted on
11/18/2005 10:21:24 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: BJClinton
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a
satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit p#$%ed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time
206
posted on
11/18/2005 10:36:00 AM PST
by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: BJClinton
207
posted on
11/18/2005 10:36:52 AM PST
by
DuckFan4ever
(Janice Rogers Brown for the Supreme court in '06)
To: Dog Gone
Either that or he's playing hide and seek with his cat.
208
posted on
11/18/2005 10:37:08 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: The_Victor
I can fully imagine the police doing that during a riot.
209
posted on
11/18/2005 10:37:30 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Dog Gone
We could give them "The Test"...
210
posted on
11/18/2005 10:38:42 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: Peepster
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Not anymore, we now have
colored bubbles.
211
posted on
11/18/2005 10:39:30 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
To: day10; teenyelliott
LOL
Teeny,let me explain this one to you. See, the chicken...
To: Kate of Spice Island
The name on your birth certificate is "Kate of Spice Island??"
Kewl!!
213
posted on
11/18/2005 10:42:36 AM PST
by
CTOCS
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To: Maximus of Texas
214
posted on
11/18/2005 10:43:31 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
To: Maximus of Texas; day10
I actually did have to read it a couple of times, but I finally got it . . .
Maybe I should change my screen name to dimbulb.
215
posted on
11/18/2005 10:43:53 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott; Dimbulb
216
posted on
11/18/2005 10:49:50 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
To: Maximus of Texas
Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at
Thanksgiving But Aren't
submitted by W. Dotson from Joke-of-the-day.com
___________________________
10. "Talk about a huge breast!"
9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
8. "Don't play with your meat."
7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
5. "You still have a little bit on your chin."
4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
217
posted on
11/18/2005 10:51:21 AM PST
by
Peepster
(Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built Titanic)
To: BJClinton
Support the Flat Tax -- women w/o boobs need to be taxed!
218
posted on
11/18/2005 10:54:16 AM PST
by
pikachu
(That which does not kill me just makes me grumpy!)
To: day10
LOL...I've never heard that one!
219
posted on
11/18/2005 10:55:06 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: pikachu
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