Posted on 11/07/2005 10:51:47 AM PST by gopwinsin04
A website which claims to be the official site of director Vincent Gallo is selling the actors sperm for $1 million dollars, along with an additional offer of natural conception for $500,000 extra. (with the fee being waved if the woman is attractive)
Gallo said he is retaining the right to refuse to sell to women with extremely dark complexions and offered a $50,000 discount to women with natural blonde hair and blue eyes.
The site describes the actor: Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches tall and has blue eyes. There are no known history of congenital diseases.
(The website) VGMmerchandise.com offers a variety of Gallo themed items including autographed magazine covers, albums, film equipment and the controversial Brown Bunny poster.
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No wonder their wine tastes funny.
um, if there is a Mrs. K, how are you going to get away with that?
silly girl- if there was a Mrs. K I would not be making the offer
I figured that, but you never know. Some men would make the offer anyway.
it's negotiable
Ironically, if he sells to Scandanavian women they can then turn around and hit him up for child support after the woman gives birth. He should probably exclude sales by geographic region if this loser doesn't want to get burned.
yes, unfortunately you are right.
Attention: I'm waiving my usual mating fee for Antonio Banderas.
MEGoody wrote: "Director of what?"
Apparently, he directed or acted in the following movies:
Coin Locker Babies (2006) (pre-production)
Transe (2006) (post-production)
Indesiderabili, Gli (2003)
The Brown Bunny (2003)
The Groovenians (2002) (TV) (voice)
Stranded: Náufragos (2002)
Get Well Soon (2001)
Trouble Every Day (2001)
Cord (2000)
Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby (1999)
L.A. Without a Map (1998)
Goodbye Lover (1998) (uncredited)
Buffalo '66 (1998)
Hollywood Salome (1998)
Truth or Consequences, N.M. (1997)
The Funeral (1996)
Nénette et Boni (1996)
Palookaville (1995)
The Perez Family (1995)
Angela (1995)
US Go Home (1994) (TV)
The House of the Spirits (1993)
Arizona Dream (1993)
The Hanging (1993)
Alex (1991)
Keep It for Yourself (1991)
Goodfellas (1990) (as Vinnie Gallo)
Doc's Kingdom (1987)
The Gunlover (1986)
Euridice on the Avenues (1984)
Except of Goodfellas, I've never heard of any of them. I guess it shows how deprived I am.
I would also like to tell Lindsay Lohan that I am waving my personal 500k fee if she will Freep mail me personally.
I could wipe Gallo's sperm in my hair and look like Mary in Something About Mary. What cha think?
Me either. I don't think we missed anything.
At his prices, that would be some expensive hair gel.
For much less, a woman could call Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute. Servicing the entire quad cities area - Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf
Someone thinks waaaaaaaaay too much of himself.
I've never even heard of this guy. Is he any relation to Vincent Price? I wish my kids talked like Vincent Price. That'd be cool.
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
Well, except for the fact that he is DEAD, Vincent is a step up from this loser.
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