Gallo's Sperm for Sale Over Internet: Offers 50k Discount To Women With Natural Blonde Hair

Spotlighting News ^ | 11/7/05

[gopwinsin04]

A website which claims to be the official site of director Vincent Gallo is selling the actors sperm for $1 million dollars, along with an additional offer of natural conception for $500,000 extra. (with the fee being waved if the woman is attractive)

Gallo said he is retaining the right to refuse to sell to women with extremely dark complexions and offered a $50,000 discount to women with natural blonde hair and blue eyes.

The site describes the actor: Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches tall and has blue eyes. There are no known history of congenital diseases.

(The website) VGMmerchandise.com offers a variety of Gallo themed items including autographed magazine covers, albums, film equipment and the controversial Brown Bunny poster.

[Gay State Conservative]

my helmet sticker that says, "I Wouldn't F*ck You For Practice". (* added for posting)

That reminds me of something I once saw written by a woman: "I don't f*uck fossils for free".

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

The fossils comment is from the movie "Hard Bodies".

[gopwinsin04]

Ah the Hollywood memories Cloe Sevigny will have to share--remember when daddy forced stepmommy into making a sex picture against her will...

[sure_fine]

ok,, how about free market

I will let it go for only $19.95, but will wave the fee is the woman is a good house cleaner

[gopwinsin04]

How on earth does Vinny get seen with all of these supermodels (Asia Argentino in this one) must be the struggling artist/musician vibe...

[EX52D]

LOL...I've seen that one. I have a few choice ones on my helmet.

[Dashing Dasher]

PLEASE tell me this is a joke!

PLEASE!!!!


UGH

[lovecraft]

"I will let it go for only $19.95, but will wave the fee is the woman is a good house cleaner"

That or shows up with a 6-pack beer!

[cjshapi]

HAHAHA! Never thought of it that way when I was typing. Guess cause I'm the blue eyed blonde.

[Dashing Dasher]

They were saying we should include this guy in our Singles Thread.

[blackie]

You qualify ~ Bump ~ Bump!

[Mr. K]

I am 6'4 - and I'll donate to any woman who wants it- (but it must be delivered the old fashioned way)

[najida]

Hun,
I'll pay YOU if you clean my house.

[EX52D]

Can you believe this guy?

[gopwinsin04]

What a generous offer! So you will also waive the $500,000 fee...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Dasher found it for me on a shirt. http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/ that is the site. I won't post it as a link because it is sooooooo not work safe.

[pabianice]

If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy (eight inches if he's like his father)."

What if it's a girl? Ewwww...

[MEGoody]

director Vincent Gallo

Director of what?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

EEEWWWWW, if it is.

[Dashing Dasher]

I've got green eyes also.

I certainly hope so!