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Gallo's Sperm for Sale Over Internet: Offers 50k Discount To Women With Natural Blonde Hair
Spotlighting News ^
| 11/7/05
Posted on 11/07/2005 10:51:47 AM PST by gopwinsin04
A website which claims to be the official site of director Vincent Gallo is selling the actors sperm for $1 million dollars, along with an additional offer of natural conception for $500,000 extra. (with the fee being waved if the woman is attractive)
Gallo said he is retaining the right to refuse to sell to women with extremely dark complexions and offered a $50,000 discount to women with natural blonde hair and blue eyes.
The site describes the actor: Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches tall and has blue eyes. There are no known history of congenital diseases.
(The website) VGMmerchandise.com offers a variety of Gallo themed items including autographed magazine covers, albums, film equipment and the controversial Brown Bunny poster.
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KEYWORDS: panspermia; ubersperm
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Does he need the money to finance his latest low budget art film that no one watns to see?
To: gopwinsin04
"along with an additional offer of natural conception for $500,000 extra. (with the fee being waved if the woman is attractive)"
Awww that's nuthin, I've been waving fees for years!
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:54:29 AM PST
by
lovecraft
(Specialization is for insects.)
To: gopwinsin04
T. Heinz already has a gigolo.
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:55:29 AM PST
by
IndyInVa
(There needs to be less corruption. Or more opportunity for me to participate in it.)
To: gopwinsin04
Wow, this is wrong on so many levels. Talk about a high priced gigolo.
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:55:30 AM PST
by
contemplator
(Capitalism gets no Rock Concerts)
To: lovecraft
So is the mainstream entertaiment media now going to call Gallo racist because he chooses not to procreate with Asian, Black or Latino women? lol...
To: gopwinsin04
Uh - I'm not finding that website actually exists...
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:56:40 AM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
To: gopwinsin04
an additional offer of natural conception for $500,000 extra. (with the fee being waved if the woman is attractive)Now how could any girl pass up an offer like that?
To: gopwinsin04
Gee, what a he-man. He should have thousands of offers. /sarcasm
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:57:11 AM PST
by
EggsAckley
("The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle")
To: gopwinsin04
"along with an additional offer of natural conception for $500,000 extra."
Wouldn't this be considered 'prostitution' and therefore illegal?
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:58:00 AM PST
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:58:19 AM PST
by
sasafras
("Licentiousness destroyes order, and when chaos ensues, the yearning for order will destroy freedom.)
To: gopwinsin04
copycat...I used to have the exact same offer when I was single (except for the racist part).
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:58:26 AM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
(California bashers will be called out)
To: gopwinsin04
better be careful. some big dude named bubba just released from Rikers might take him up on it.
bubba might rename him "louise"
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:58:57 AM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you.)
To: gopwinsin04; PaulaB; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher
I just don't get it...
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:59:07 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: gopwinsin04
Gallo said he is retaining the right to refuse to sell to women with extremely dark complexions and offered a $50,000 discount to women with natural blonde hair and blue eyes. I think he may have violated several laws with that statement. And that is on top of being a male prostitute.
To: gopwinsin04
Just a tad bit in love with himself?
Shhhhshsh....never heard of him.
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:59:20 AM PST
by
Brooklyn Kid
(What's it to ya? ) ((....west of the Jordan, east of the Rock of Gibraltar.................))
To: gopwinsin04
There are no known history of congenital diseases.Other than insanity?
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posted on
11/07/2005 10:59:48 AM PST
by
Publius6961
(Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
To: HairOfTheDog
I'm not finding that website actually exists...It's a misprint.Try http://www.vgmerchandise.com/
To: gopwinsin04
Except for malignancy of the ego, There are no known history of congenital diseases.
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posted on
11/07/2005 11:00:03 AM PST
by
George Smiley
(This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
To: gopwinsin04
Oh goody. I get a coupon.
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posted on
11/07/2005 11:00:09 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: gopwinsin04
Maybe I should get into this business. I'm a couple inches taller than Mr. Gallo, have blue eyes, would work for significantly lower fees and I won't discriminate or charge extra for "personal service". My wife might not be too thrilled about my new career, but if the money were right she might be persuaded to go along with it.
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