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Gallo's Sperm for Sale Over Internet: Offers 50k Discount To Women With Natural Blonde Hair
Spotlighting News ^ | 11/7/05

Posted on 11/07/2005 10:51:47 AM PST by gopwinsin04

A website which claims to be the official site of director Vincent Gallo is selling the actors sperm for $1 million dollars, along with an additional offer of natural conception for $500,000 extra. (with the fee being waved if the woman is attractive)

Gallo said he is retaining the right to refuse to sell to women with extremely dark complexions and offered a $50,000 discount to women with natural blonde hair and blue eyes.

The site describes the actor: Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches tall and has blue eyes. There are no known history of congenital diseases.

(The website) VGMmerchandise.com offers a variety of Gallo themed items including autographed magazine covers, albums, film equipment and the controversial Brown Bunny poster.

(Excerpt) Read more at spotlightingnews.com ...


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KEYWORDS: panspermia; ubersperm
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To: Dashing Dasher

:-) of course I knew you were, but still, this is such a bizzare thread.


101 posted on 11/07/2005 3:32:59 PM PST by TheresaKett
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To: Cincinatus' Wife; Coleus; FairOpinion; ValerieUSA

A ping from the "You Just Can't Make Up This Stuff" dep't of FR.

The whole thing isn't as farfetched as it sounds.

I charge for sex, and the women gratefully pay.

Or, it could be I've got that backwards...


102 posted on 11/07/2005 11:00:56 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated my FR profile on Wednesday, November 2, 2005.)
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The guy is hideous. At least let's have a photo of Angelina kissing her brother.
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103 posted on 11/07/2005 11:03:56 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated my FR profile on Wednesday, November 2, 2005.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Oh my.


104 posted on 11/08/2005 4:35:51 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: SunkenCiv

Wow... you must know a lot of wealthy women. I wonder if they would pay to not have sex with me. :)


105 posted on 11/08/2005 8:52:49 AM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: Mr. K

Why bother with lucky underpants if they are not lucky on the days you need good luck? Try commando.


106 posted on 11/08/2005 8:59:04 AM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA

If I knew *one* wealthy woman, I'd be surfin' the web from Fiji right now. ;')


107 posted on 11/08/2005 9:16:29 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated my FR profile on Wednesday, November 2, 2005.)
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LOL! Goodfellas (1990) (as Vinnie Gallo)
108 posted on 11/08/2005 9:18:08 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated my FR profile on Wednesday, November 2, 2005.)
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