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Gallo's Sperm for Sale Over Internet: Offers 50k Discount To Women With Natural Blonde Hair
Spotlighting News ^ | 11/7/05

Posted on 11/07/2005 10:51:47 AM PST by gopwinsin04

A website which claims to be the official site of director Vincent Gallo is selling the actors sperm for $1 million dollars, along with an additional offer of natural conception for $500,000 extra. (with the fee being waved if the woman is attractive)

Gallo said he is retaining the right to refuse to sell to women with extremely dark complexions and offered a $50,000 discount to women with natural blonde hair and blue eyes.

The site describes the actor: Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches tall and has blue eyes. There are no known history of congenital diseases.

(The website) VGMmerchandise.com offers a variety of Gallo themed items including autographed magazine covers, albums, film equipment and the controversial Brown Bunny poster.

(Excerpt) Read more at spotlightingnews.com ...


TOPICS: Gardening
KEYWORDS: panspermia; ubersperm
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Never heard of the guy.

[Looks at the posted pics.]

I always wondered what became of TOURIST GUY.


81 posted on 11/07/2005 11:43:20 AM PST by CounterCounterCulture (The man, the myth, the legend... accept no imitations... batteries not included...)
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To: Red Badger
B-B-But Liberals AREN'T RACSISTS!!!!......

Vincent Gallo is actually a Republican. Not your run of the mill, conservative, but he has written some interesting things on politics.

I have to wonder if this is not a case of his extremely dry, sarcasm. It seems he often is one of the few to get his humor.

82 posted on 11/07/2005 11:45:34 AM PST by Ghengis (Alexander was a wuss!)
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To: The Phantom FReeper

You got that right!


83 posted on 11/07/2005 11:46:56 AM PST by EX52D
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

The nice thing about dead people is you know they won't go out and do something to destroy their legacy, Magic Johnson for example.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

84 posted on 11/07/2005 11:56:48 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: gopwinsin04

Gallo made Buffalo 66, a really wacked out movie ( I liked it ). Gallo has a long history of extremely weird public behavior. He's not right in the head. Howard Stern LOVES having him on because he is a walking freakshow and inadvertently entertains with his disturbing life stories.


85 posted on 11/07/2005 11:57:24 AM PST by stacytec (Nihilism, destorying an "ism" near you!)
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To: Owl_Eagle

LOL, you know, you're right.


86 posted on 11/07/2005 11:59:17 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: gopwinsin04

No fair -- Chloe Sevigny got it for free.


87 posted on 11/07/2005 12:00:17 PM PST by Sloth (You being wrong & me being closed-minded are not the same thing, nor are they mutually exclusive.)
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To: lovecraft
I understand that this is a new business venture for him. He said that until he raises enough money to buy automated sperm harvesting machinery he will simply have to run it by hand. Worse yet, singlehandedly.
88 posted on 11/07/2005 12:02:41 PM PST by DH
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Love the sticker!!! LOL!

My favorite....

"My Other Ride is Your Boyfriend..."

89 posted on 11/07/2005 12:06:45 PM PST by BossLady
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To: Publius6961
"There are no known history of congenital diseases."
"Other than insanity"
....and sociopathic narcissism.
90 posted on 11/07/2005 12:08:20 PM PST by Apercu ("Res ipsa loquitur")
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To: gopwinsin04
It sickens me to think this talentless, narcissistic Clymer may actually be a Bush supporter.

According to IMDB, he's quoted as saying: "I feel very happy that Bush is our president. One way that you can tell we have a good president, is by how much the French dislike him. The more the French hate him, the better he must be. And they hate this one."

And on his website, he's selling a parka with Reagan's picture (captioned "Legend") and Bush's picture (captioned "hero").

91 posted on 11/07/2005 12:11:18 PM PST by ChuxsterS
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To: gopwinsin04

Which Gallo? Ernest or Julio?


92 posted on 11/07/2005 12:11:25 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: BossLady
I've seen that one, LOL it is great.

I have one I used as a tagline for a while. "Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.".

93 posted on 11/07/2005 12:16:13 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

i dont know about that DD, seems REALLY creapy to me


94 posted on 11/07/2005 12:24:40 PM PST by TheresaKett
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To: IndyTiger
For much less, a woman could call Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute. Servicing the entire quad cities area - Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf

Would you mind helping me with my trusses? I've got a spleen truss......

95 posted on 11/07/2005 12:26:54 PM PST by Gay State Conservative
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To: Owl_Eagle
The nice thing about dead people is you know they won't go out and do something to destroy their legacy, Magic Johnson for example.

LOL
96 posted on 11/07/2005 12:33:26 PM PST by PaulaB (I see no problems between us that could not be solved by your departure.)
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To: gopwinsin04



Now I understand when Jesus said this...."Blessed are the poor"...LOL


97 posted on 11/07/2005 12:48:23 PM PST by SouthernFreebird
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To: ChuxsterS

It's hard to be completely certain, but by all acounts he's uber conservative. I found this old FR article

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/694827/posts


98 posted on 11/07/2005 1:19:48 PM PST by natesnake (I smell what you're stepping in)
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To: ChuxsterS

Why the hell would anyone want to have his kids, let alone pay for them??

I'm sure a bottle of valium, a compliment and some cheap booze will get you some Gallo sperm for free.


99 posted on 11/07/2005 1:54:24 PM PST by Tenny
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To: TheresaKett

Kidding......


100 posted on 11/07/2005 1:56:39 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
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