Posted on 11/04/2005 11:27:18 AM PST by ednawlins
IS PARIS BURNING???
It looks to me like a civil war has broking out in France between the Muslims and the French. I would like to put my money on the Muslims, not that I like the Muslims that are doing the fighting, but I do not think the French and the rest of Europe can win this coming civil war that is about to brake out in Europe.
Does anyone know what the odd of who will win are?
thanks ed
Don't tease!
No idea. Want to start a dead pool on france?
The Vegas Lines has it at 6-5 Muslims.
Just gave Vegas a call, waiting for a call back.
Sorry, but between crazy radical Muslims and cowardly liberal French, I just don't care. They've both already lost in my book.
Based on most of the reports, the only one who need to be afraid of the Muslims in France are the automobiles in France.
Every headline for a week has had a count on the number of cars burned.
America will win. The French and the Muslims will both lose. And Paris is not the only French city that is burning - their problem is now nationwide. They basically imported a 5-million-strong Gaza and distributed it to all their major cities.
French Military History:
Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare: "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."
Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War - Tied
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare: "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France surrenders?"
"They basically imported a 5-million-strong Gaza and distributed it to all their major cities."
West Bank
Left Bank
More Similar, now
When the french leaders finally grow a pair, the french police will crack the rioters like a soft shelled egg.
Civil war would be an overstatement.
Clearly it does appear that the violence is growing and not subsiding, though.
Keep an eye on this one.
Your post title reminded me of the book about Hitler's WWII command to burn Paris before abandoning it. It would be ironic indeed if the rioters accomplish what the Nazi generals refused to do.
There's a possibility this will spread across Europe. Don't forget that Denmark and England currently have serious problems with their Muslim emigres.
No argument from me, I agree. Just didn't have the time or energy to list 98% of the European countries!
GGGGRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAT ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
That is where I go the title from.
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