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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: tuliptree76; Dead Corpse; King Prout
"... apparently I'm not supposed to touch the stuff being stored in the vat room ..."

No, no, no! You misunderstand! They were, uh ... celebratory, in recognition of a good harvest, and all that!

... No cigars, hunh? Oh, well. I guess we can get more ... if we ever have anything to celebrate again...

9,521 posted on 12/21/2005 9:19:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: tuliptree76
Apparently my vocabulary suffered a loss and I had to improvise using the same words.
9,522 posted on 12/21/2005 9:24:53 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; King Prout

If there were any cigars in the vat room, they were moved to the storage room down the hall.


9,523 posted on 12/21/2005 9:27:16 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: EsmeraldaA

I find myself doing that quite a bit lately.


9,524 posted on 12/21/2005 9:28:04 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76
Yes!
I came in late and then tried to do too many things at the same time.

Where are my multitasking skills, I ask?
9,525 posted on 12/21/2005 9:31:24 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76; Dead Corpse; King Prout

*NnB collects his cigars, looks around, and shuffles off down the hall, with his shoulders describing a parabolic curve.*


9,526 posted on 12/21/2005 9:34:25 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: sionnsar

I'd rather say nothing cuz it is not like that there AFAIK


9,527 posted on 12/21/2005 9:38:20 PM PST by F14 Pilot (Democracy is a process not a product)
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To: NicknamedBob

I'll have the zombies and squirrels move everything back to the way it was in the morning.


9,528 posted on 12/21/2005 9:39:36 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

I don't think it matters. It will never be the same...






Next time, we'll make it better!


9,529 posted on 12/21/2005 9:46:34 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob
I don't think it matters. It will never be the same...

That's true. The zombies and squirrels weren't too happy about having to handle some of the stuff that was in that room. And I don't think they'll really want to touch it again to move it back.

Next time, we'll make it better!

I hope so.

9,530 posted on 12/21/2005 9:50:51 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Good Night, Doctor Miss Tulip Feng Shui Artiste Extraordinaire!


9,531 posted on 12/21/2005 9:58:37 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good night, Bob.


9,532 posted on 12/21/2005 10:02:40 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; All
I am off for now tulip, here and the Canteen.

So; good night and pleasant dreams.
9,533 posted on 12/21/2005 10:46:39 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Tax-chick

Unnngh.


9,534 posted on 12/22/2005 4:52:37 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: F14 Pilot

Thanks.


9,535 posted on 12/22/2005 5:59:27 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: All; yall

Morning, all. Here at this un-vacation-like hour only because I couldn't sleep with this crud; the coughing hurt too much. Have taken temporary measures so I feel a bit better right now...


9,536 posted on 12/22/2005 6:03:13 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: sionnsar

I hope those temporary measures involved whiskey, lemon juice and honey...

(I hate the coughing...)
I hope you feel better soon.


9,537 posted on 12/22/2005 6:36:28 AM PST by Monkey Face
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To: fanfan; Das Outsider; sionnsar

I needed a jump-start this morning, and these little piccies gave it too me! Y'all are FUNNY!


9,538 posted on 12/22/2005 6:52:38 AM PST by Monkey Face
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To: tuliptree76; King Prout

Good goin'!

With that new uniform, there should be no contamination whatsoever in the new batch of juice.

Clever thinking on that one!
I'm with you, 100%.
Let us know when King Prout bestows your title, OK?


9,539 posted on 12/22/2005 6:55:42 AM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
LOL. Don't have any of the former, but whisky would do as well.

Where's that "Poblachd Saorsa," (in English, "Free Republic") the best whisky straight from The Official Distillery of the Undead ThreadTM

(My measure was a hot soak.)

9,540 posted on 12/22/2005 7:07:08 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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