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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: tuliptree76; Dead Corpse; King Prout
"... apparently I'm not supposed to touch the stuff being stored in the vat room ..." No, no, no! You misunderstand! They were, uh ... celebratory, in recognition of a good harvest, and all that!
... No cigars, hunh? Oh, well. I guess we can get more ... if we ever have anything to celebrate again...
9,521
posted on
12/21/2005 9:19:48 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: tuliptree76
Apparently my vocabulary suffered a loss and I had to improvise using the same words.
To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; King Prout
If there were any cigars in the vat room, they were moved to the storage room down the hall.
To: EsmeraldaA
I find myself doing that quite a bit lately.
To: tuliptree76
Yes!
I came in late and then tried to do too many things at the same time.
Where are my multitasking skills, I ask?
To: tuliptree76; Dead Corpse; King Prout
*NnB collects his cigars, looks around, and shuffles off down the hall, with his shoulders describing a parabolic curve.*
9,526
posted on
12/21/2005 9:34:25 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: sionnsar
I'd rather say nothing cuz it is not like that there AFAIK
9,527
posted on
12/21/2005 9:38:20 PM PST
by
F14 Pilot
(Democracy is a process not a product)
To: NicknamedBob
I'll have the zombies and squirrels move everything back to the way it was in the morning.
To: tuliptree76
I don't think it matters. It will never be the same...
Next time, we'll make it better!
9,529
posted on
12/21/2005 9:46:34 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
I don't think it matters. It will never be the same... That's true. The zombies and squirrels weren't too happy about having to handle some of the stuff that was in that room. And I don't think they'll really want to touch it again to move it back.
Next time, we'll make it better!
I hope so.
To: tuliptree76
Good Night, Doctor Miss Tulip Feng Shui Artiste Extraordinaire!
9,531
posted on
12/21/2005 9:58:37 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
To: tuliptree76; All
I am off for now tulip, here and the Canteen.
So; good night and pleasant dreams.
To: Tax-chick
9,534
posted on
12/22/2005 4:52:37 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: F14 Pilot
9,535
posted on
12/22/2005 5:59:27 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: All; yall
Morning, all. Here at this un-vacation-like hour only because I couldn't sleep with this crud; the coughing hurt too much. Have taken temporary measures so I feel a bit better right now...
9,536
posted on
12/22/2005 6:03:13 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
I hope those temporary measures involved whiskey, lemon juice and honey...
(I hate the coughing...)
I hope you feel better soon.
To: fanfan; Das Outsider; sionnsar
I needed a jump-start this morning, and these little piccies gave it too me! Y'all are FUNNY!
To: tuliptree76; King Prout
Good goin'!
With that new uniform, there should be no contamination whatsoever in the new batch of juice.
Clever thinking on that one!
I'm with you, 100%.
Let us know when King Prout bestows your title, OK?
To: Monkey Face
LOL. Don't have any of the former, but whisky would do as well.
Where's that "Poblachd Saorsa," (in English, "Free Republic") the best whisky straight from The Official Distillery of the Undead ThreadTM
(My measure was a hot soak.)
9,540
posted on
12/22/2005 7:07:08 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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