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Parody ZOT of Free Republic
Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: NicknamedBob
Wonderful!
Maybe he just doesn't want a cat. He never liked Agnes much (or she, him.)
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posted on
12/20/2005 12:53:46 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: FRiends
I'm off, goodnight everyone!!
9,282
posted on
12/20/2005 12:57:55 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
9,283
posted on
12/20/2005 12:59:17 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
9,284
posted on
12/20/2005 1:15:31 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: sionnsar; airborne; tuliptree76; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Genesis defender; timpad; tiamat; ...
One week from now...
The last stragglers will be struggling aboard.
Supplies and late provisions will be safely stored.
We’ll have all the chocolate and coffee that we can afford,
And in the papers and news-broadcasts we will be ignored.
Until the moment comes when all our torches light,
And three big floating islands soar aloft in flight,
To carry daylight with them off into the night,
I almost wish I weren’t aboard ‘cause it’ll be a sight!
Then once in orbit, it will be our turn,
To start a slow rotation as the rockets burn,
Providing gravity denied us by the world we spurn,
But we’ll have all our comforts! I don’t give a durn!
NicknamedBob . . . . . December 20, 2005
9,285
posted on
12/20/2005 1:20:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
9,286
posted on
12/20/2005 1:22:38 PM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: NicknamedBob
9,287
posted on
12/20/2005 1:23:01 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(We do not create terrorism by fighting the terrorists. We invite terrorism by ignoring them.--GWBush)
To: NicknamedBob
Somehow or other, I feel like I'm channelling the ghost of James Blish....
9,288
posted on
12/20/2005 1:25:32 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
"... I feel like I'm channelling the ghost of James Blish...." "Spock Must Die?" -- (That was a book he wrote.)
9,289
posted on
12/20/2005 1:30:38 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Monkey Face
My family's heading over to my brother's apartment for Christmas.
I think my older sister might also come over.
Nothing's been finalized.
To: NicknamedBob
Maybe Pat will be toilet trained before we get back!
9,291
posted on
12/20/2005 1:44:11 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Knitting A Conundrum
More likely this ...
Spindizzy
A device that made use of a relationship between electron spin, electromagnetism and gravity allowed any object to leave the Earth's surface.
Cities in Flight is a classic set of novels, collected into one book. In the first and second novel, two key technologies are developed - drug therapies that bestowed long life and the spindizzy, which would shield an indeterminately large mass against gravity. The spindizzy was described as the result of the "Blackett-Dirac" equations.
There was no longer any reason why a man-carrying vehicle to cross space needed to be small, cramped and penurious of weight. Once antigravity was an engineering reality, if was no longer necessary to design ships specially for space travel, for neither mass nor aerodynamic lines meant anything any more. The most massive and awkward object could be lifted and hurled off the Earth and carried almost any distance. Whole cities, if necessary, could be moved.
Many were.
9,292
posted on
12/20/2005 1:44:45 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Das Outsider
That was was very... confusing.
To: sionnsar; Irish_Thatcherite
Hi you two. I left for a while to work on my "big paper" again. Slowly chipping away at it...
To: Tax-chick
Oh, sure!
Before you know it, he'll be showing James how.
9,295
posted on
12/20/2005 1:48:01 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
That would be great. All these brothers ought to be of *some* use!
9,296
posted on
12/20/2005 1:49:13 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: NicknamedBob
Ohh my goodness!!!
I don't think I'm quite ready....
To: NicknamedBob
9,298
posted on
12/20/2005 1:50:11 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: NicknamedBob
I hope I'm here for the lift-off.
To: tuliptree76
Your table awaits you, Madamoiselle le Docteur.
9,300
posted on
12/20/2005 1:54:09 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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