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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: NicknamedBob
*snort*
How about "Would you like something to eat?".
*giggling*
8,741
posted on
12/17/2005 7:13:10 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: NicknamedBob; All
Off to pick up Mcxlplx's "sister".
Pancakes (of all persuasions), breakfast meats, and scrambled eggs are in the warming drawer.
I might see you tonight.
8,742
posted on
12/17/2005 7:17:08 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
8,743
posted on
12/17/2005 7:18:55 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'm still waiting for the coffee to do its magic.
I tried once to get dressed and eat breakfast while I was half asleep, and I ended up consuming about half of my favorite tie.
8,744
posted on
12/17/2005 7:19:41 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
And wearing your cornflakes....
8,745
posted on
12/17/2005 7:21:00 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Alice au Wonderland
and being followed by cats.
Speaking of cats, how about Mxyzptlk for a name?
That the imp from the fifth dimension who bothered Superman. Don't know why I thought of such a strange name.
8,746
posted on
12/17/2005 7:24:42 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
8,747
posted on
12/17/2005 7:26:00 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You don't know Superman? Let me introduce you ...
Superman!
“Strange visitor from another planet...”,
I know how that must feel.
That’s why I’m surreptitious,
Whenever I bend steel.
We shouldn’t alarm the natives,
Just when does Superman sleep?
Now that they know his secret,
He has promises to keep.
Much better to stay quiet,
And work without the light.
No need to call attention,
To having X-ray sight.
Flying, of course, is forbidden,
Is it a bird or a plane?
It just makes complications,
That are much too hard to explain.
So all my powers are muted,
But I don’t have to fear in the storm,
At least I can quietly glance at my cup,
And keep my coffee warm!
NicknamedBob . . . . June 30, 2005
8,748
posted on
12/17/2005 7:33:11 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
I can't say I heard of him...
8,749
posted on
12/17/2005 7:41:47 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
8,750
posted on
12/17/2005 8:06:34 AM PST
by
OSHA
(murtha - n. A state of low morale after being betrayed by a person in a position of trust.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Will the girl cat get all vowels?
8,751
posted on
12/17/2005 8:16:50 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Tax-chick
8,752
posted on
12/17/2005 8:43:44 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob; timpad; King Prout; Darksheare; All
Mcxlplx now has a sister, She-Who-Must-Be-Renamed.
I'll have pics to post later this evening. We think her name might be Minerva, but we're going to let her settle in first, before we commit to a name.
In other cat news, Mcxlplx caught his first mouse. Naturally he did it while the hubby and I were off collecting sister.
I have pics and the whole story to post later this evening, after the swim meets and X-mas shopping.
NnB, I think the name has potential, but not for this particular cat. Besides, the vet already looks at me as though I'm peculiar....
8,753
posted on
12/17/2005 10:05:47 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
She-Who-Must-Be-Renamed is a good name!!
8,754
posted on
12/17/2005 10:09:47 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Tax-chick
Egads! Think of the possibilities.
*scratching head*
Hmmm.
Aeiou
Aioue
Aouei
Aueio....
Oh forget it. That's too hard. She'll get some vowels, I promise. We think her name is Minerva.
8,755
posted on
12/17/2005 10:09:56 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
The vet already doesn't love me....
Besides, what would we call her for "short"?
She?
She-who?
SWMBR? (no, no, no. promised TC ther'd be vowels)
8,756
posted on
12/17/2005 10:12:17 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
GAck!
ther'd = there'd
humph
8,757
posted on
12/17/2005 10:13:29 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
The notion of vowels in words is an interesting concept.
8,758
posted on
12/17/2005 10:16:49 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Well, people all over the place have been doing it for years, so I don't think it's a fad....
8,759
posted on
12/17/2005 10:18:21 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite
I rather like Aouie, pronounced ayooey, and nicknamed yooey.
8,760
posted on
12/17/2005 10:21:16 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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