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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: TheMadLurker
*Stretch*

*Yawn*

*Pour*

8,721 posted on 12/17/2005 5:06:28 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

*sip*


"Aah!"


8,722 posted on 12/17/2005 5:47:38 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good stuff in these cups today, NnB. Mornin' to ya...


8,723 posted on 12/17/2005 5:48:48 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: NicknamedBob; timpad

Where are the Donuts??


8,724 posted on 12/17/2005 5:49:06 AM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: scott0347

Don't know...I got a cranberry bagel this AM, but they're always 'round here somewhere...


8,725 posted on 12/17/2005 5:51:21 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Any Muffins? Blueberry?


8,726 posted on 12/17/2005 5:52:35 AM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: scott0347; Alice au Wonderland

Yep, muffins are over next to the jam and jelly. Alice has some "additives" for the coffee, right above the pot in the cupboard...


8,727 posted on 12/17/2005 5:53:55 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad; Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
KPs still sleeping.... shhhhhh.

Baileys, your the best Alice

8,728 posted on 12/17/2005 5:58:32 AM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: timpad; scott0347; Alice au Wonderland; Tax-chick

Looks like fair weather over much of the country today.

That will probably translate into a slow day on the thread.


8,729 posted on 12/17/2005 5:59:19 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob; timpad; scott0347; Alice au Wonderland; Tax-chick

Heading to the airport, have a good day


8,730 posted on 12/17/2005 6:00:39 AM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: scott0347; NicknamedBob
KPs still sleeping.... shhhhhh.

*lower* Ah, thanks, didn't realize. Anybody else a little cold this morning? I'm gonna get the fire going.

*timpad nods at the fireplace, it flames and glows instantly*

Oops. Sorry Bob, no offense, next time I'll use the matches.

8,731 posted on 12/17/2005 6:01:09 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: scott0347
You too, O Great King's Lancer. If you're traveling, safe journey. If you're picking up, good fellowship!
8,732 posted on 12/17/2005 6:02:39 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: NicknamedBob

I would agree. For instance, I doubt we'll hear from DC. He had a Big Shoot planned for this weekend, weather permitting, and from what I can tell out the window, he got his permit.


8,733 posted on 12/17/2005 6:03:31 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Doesn't bother me if you use the remote control.

Let me know when you've got one where the "mute" button works properly.


8,734 posted on 12/17/2005 6:04:14 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

Oh, I fixed that, BTW. It works now, just press th


8,735 posted on 12/17/2005 6:07:32 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

You get that working right, you'll have fewer problems with the dragons.

*second cupsses*


8,736 posted on 12/17/2005 6:13:34 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: King Prout

Thanks Bud.


8,737 posted on 12/17/2005 6:24:17 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: NicknamedBob

We're threatened with more freezing rain/snow/sleet whatever by this evening, so we have to go buy more milk and diapers. The boys are supposed to go flying this afternoon (private plane). Hope it's not cancelled. Currently we have high clouds and 40-ish.


8,738 posted on 12/17/2005 6:35:52 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; timpad; scott0347

Good Morning.

I'll be leaving soon to pick up She-Who-Must-Be-Renamed, but I want to sneak in a cup of coffee first.

Hmmmm. Eggnog or Baily's in the coffee?

Hey, Timpad. Do we have any of that Cinnamon Cognac? I'm feeling peckish.

Oh, wait, I found it.

Now for breakfast.

Any requests?


8,739 posted on 12/17/2005 6:43:59 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"Any requests?"

*Bob begins to open mouth, raises coffee to lips instead*

8,740 posted on 12/17/2005 6:54:02 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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