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GAH, double-naught! Again!

8,501 posted on 12/16/2005 10:18:45 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)

I still can't reach....it.....Oh!

8,502 posted on 12/16/2005 10:20:35 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)

To: Alice au Wonderland

Something I can reach for you, m'lady?

8,503 posted on 12/16/2005 10:21:01 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)

But they hang so well on you.

8,504 posted on 12/16/2005 10:21:41 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)

To: Alice au Wonderland

Is that it? I knew these naughts were some sorta sign!

Why, thank you.

*removes cloak and gauntlets. Places wand in belt. Drops to knees in front of pantry.*

8,505 posted on 12/16/2005 10:24:25 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)

*looking over shoulder*

*appreciating the ~~view~~...er...offer of help* Usually I can do things myself, but I think I need your help to....um....

*mind glazing over with...*

snap out of it, girl....

8,506 posted on 12/16/2005 10:26:15 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)

To: Alice au Wonderland

Perhaps, if you told me what you were looking for?

*growls quietly*

8,507 posted on 12/16/2005 10:28:27 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)

*pointing to far corner of pantry floor*

See? Right over there.

*speculative gaze*

Um, I think you need to move up closer.....behind me.

*shivering in anticipation*

8,508 posted on 12/16/2005 10:29:16 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)

To: sionnsar; Dashing Dasher; martin_fierro; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; ...

okers, everyone - We are pleased to announce an addition to Our favorite band of affable loons and (half?)wits, so please join Us in welcoming phantomworker.

She comes with the seal of complete approval of Our great FRiend the Wizard Timpad, so you *just know* this will be great!

She is also intelligent enough to cause Us to be significantly daunted, which I'm sure some of the baser sort will find highly amusing ;)

(no respect, We tell you... no respect!)

For those mirroring the list, here ya go:

neets; darksheare; scott0347; timpad; conspiracy guy; nycgopchick; meekonegop; fedora; osha; cyborg; tiamat; harmless teddy bear; laura earl; americanwolf; lady jag; 4mycountry; watery tart; slings and arrows; simcha7; DocRock; trussell; SandyInSeattle; happygal; grellis; chode; libwhacker; congressmanbillybob; nopardons; Jet Jaguar; bad company; najida; AQGeiger; monkey face; MEG33; TBarnett34; NicknamedBob; LongCut; Iris7; K1avg; Delta 21; Tax-chick; TASMANIANRED; BJClinton; international american; lavrenti; stag; Do not dub me shapka broham; RKBA Democrat; tuliptree76; DarkshadowNY; concretebob; Hi Heels; Knitting a Conundrum; dead corpse; Brad's Gramma; Squarebarb; Gabz; Zavien Doombringer; MS.BEHAVIN; shibumi; MikeinIraq; Genesis Defender; Apple Pan Dowdy; Dawsonville_Doc; Freedumb2003; Pippin; expatguy; eastforker; Grampa Dave; azhenfud; Army Air Corps; DarkChylde; mware; onyx; darkwing104; Translates; Alice au Wonderland; Eaker; caryatid; calrighty; EsmeraldaA; Victoria Delsoul; phantomworker; King Prout

We reckon that this is as good a time as any to refresh all memories concerning what the RKBA does...

MISSION STATEMENT:
When he first posts, he's a Troll.
The Kitties come along and stune him with their lightning and WMD. Then he's a "stuned beeber".
Once he's good and stuned, then the RKBA comes along and turns him into roadkill beeber by beating the thread beyond all recognition, topic, point, reason, etc.. (after the formulation by the wizard timpad)

Da RULEZ of ENGAGEMENT:
The RKBA shall FUBAR a Troll only on such Threads as meet the following criteria:
1. Started by a Troll, or...
2. Hijacked by Trollery, to the extent that...
3. The VKS has had their innings, and...
4. An Official "He's DEAD, Jim!" has been issued, AND...
5. The Almighty Mods have seen fit to rename the Thread with some variation of "ZOT!" in the title

Okers, all?

sionnsar, Dashing Dasher, martin_fierro, (and Slings and Arrows)
methinks you will enjoy phantomworker's contributions. You have your own lists. Just thought it would be good to introduce y'all to her and vice-versa.

8,509 posted on 12/16/2005 10:29:29 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

Oh please, oh please, oh please....Oh!

8,510 posted on 12/16/2005 10:30:27 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)

To: Alice au Wonderland

*complies*

Indeed, as is known, I can find ANYTHING! even that, even there.

Is that it?

8,511 posted on 12/16/2005 10:31:27 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)

just letting you know that you are not alone in speaking the ancient Raspberry language

8,512 posted on 12/16/2005 10:31:43 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

To: King Prout; phantomworker

Greetings and salutations!

8,513 posted on 12/16/2005 10:31:53 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)

8,514 posted on 12/16/2005 10:32:13 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

To: King Prout; phantomworker

Hoo-ah! Welcome aboard!

8,515 posted on 12/16/2005 10:32:52 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)

you RULE

Always content to leave that to you, Big K. But thanks!

8,516 posted on 12/16/2005 10:33:40 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)

'Face are you around?
This too funny! I'll Freepmail you....

8,517 posted on 12/16/2005 10:33:46 AM PST by EsmeraldaA

Um....uh....if you could slide in a little....

*swelling......breath*

8,518 posted on 12/16/2005 10:34:24 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)

To: phantomworker

Welcome aboard!

Got any chocolate?

8,519 posted on 12/16/2005 10:34:33 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)

Yes, I'm "here." Wherever "here" is...I'm not sure I'm in the right place...:o[

8,520 posted on 12/16/2005 10:35:28 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)

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