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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

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To: Dead Corpse

Ye gods! How much "stuff" is involved for one of these things?


8,461 posted on 12/16/2005 8:51:00 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I'll be bringing about 3000 rounds of ammo. Cold weather gear. Lunch and Beverages (soda, water, and maybe a couple beers for after the range shuts down). Three pistols. A shotgun. 3 rifles. Cleaning gear/tools just in case. Targets. Clays. A plate of cookies. Shooting glasses and hearing protection. PLus all the assorted cases, boxes, and bags all of the above will be transported in...

I could fit it all in the car, but I may need the ground clearance on the truck if the road into the range is in bad condition.

8,462 posted on 12/16/2005 8:57:37 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Wow! The hubby's buying me a gun class for Christmas. Looks like I have a long way to go before I catch up.

"A plate of cookies" - Are we talking real cookies or is this a weapons term with which I'm not familiar?


8,463 posted on 12/16/2005 9:01:14 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Nope. Actual sugar confectionery type things. It IS a Christmas shoot after all.
8,464 posted on 12/16/2005 9:01:59 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Of course. Sounds like one "hulluvah" party! I guess the guns are y'all's version of the English "crackers".


8,465 posted on 12/16/2005 9:16:25 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: timpad; Dead Corpse

*looking in closet*

Hmmmm. What to wear?

*pushing aside the leather*

Too aggressive.

*sliding over the silk*

Too revealing.

*seeing the perfect outfit*

Ah, yes. Suitably demure yet form fitting....perfect.

*turning to search for shoes*


8,466 posted on 12/16/2005 9:21:36 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: TheMadLurker
Man, I'm hungry...

Soup today, I think. Perhaps a bit of bread and cheese.

8,467 posted on 12/16/2005 9:31:50 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Sorry I missed the oatmeal, Alice...


8,468 posted on 12/16/2005 9:32:32 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Uh oh.

*stops outside kitchen door*

Uh, Alice, you there?

8,469 posted on 12/16/2005 9:33:48 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Guess it's OK...


8,470 posted on 12/16/2005 9:36:12 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad
Right here, Timpad.

*looking over shoulder, nibbling on a spear of asparagus*

Appetizers are ready.


8,471 posted on 12/16/2005 9:38:33 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

So I see...anything that goes well with Elk soup?


8,472 posted on 12/16/2005 9:41:53 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Gonna be 46 degrees and possibly raining...

Gun fire makes up for a lot...

8,473 posted on 12/16/2005 9:43:29 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Hey DC...goin' blasting this weekend, eh?


8,474 posted on 12/16/2005 9:46:05 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Actually, I hope you don't mind, but I took my inspiration from yesterday's lunch. I thought you might like to try a grinder.

*earnest gaze*

The asparagus adds a nice counterpoint, don't you think?


8,475 posted on 12/16/2005 9:47:41 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
New outfit is kinda different for you, eh?
8,476 posted on 12/16/2005 9:47:48 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Hopefully...


8,477 posted on 12/16/2005 9:48:42 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

46! Heat wave!

Rain stinks, though.

On the other hand, mud can be somewhat attractive, too, under the right circumstances.


8,478 posted on 12/16/2005 9:49:09 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
oh boy, am I in trouble now...fight through it...
 
Actually, a grinder shoulds pretty good. Not a big fan of asparagus,  more a cucumber man, myself

D'oh!

8,479 posted on 12/16/2005 9:51:49 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Dead Corpse

Lotsa rain for your area in the forecast?


8,480 posted on 12/16/2005 9:52:21 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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