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Parody ZOT of Free Republic
Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: timpad
*pouring another Stoli*
Och, sounds awful.
*examines burns*
8,041
posted on
12/15/2005 6:33:09 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: King Prout
*sigh*
I'm still waiting to meet a man who puts his tongue to better use.
8,042
posted on
12/15/2005 6:33:12 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Wait for the quadruple zeros....Yeah, the earth might split clean open, then. How's things wid you, IT?
8,043
posted on
12/15/2005 6:33:23 PM PST
by
timpad
(I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.)
To: Darksheare
Whydoes it like a demented smiley face sticker?that's the bandaid, silly.
you have your needlenose pliers, yes?
8,044
posted on
12/15/2005 6:33:28 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Baraonda
You can join me at the tax table. But you're probably bored of it by now. LOL!
To: Darkchylde
8,046
posted on
12/15/2005 6:34:23 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Baraonda; Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
"So, I may join it and the "parlor?"" I'd suggest you be spanked but I worry that you might enjoy it.
8,047
posted on
12/15/2005 6:34:28 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: King Prout
You are old and senile. She used coffe tins! I use coffee tins. All civilized bakers have specialized equipment for this kind of thing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*tipping the bottle of Stoli to mouth*
8,048
posted on
12/15/2005 6:35:03 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: timpad
next time you go off plundering dragons, do remember to DUCK, awroit?
8,049
posted on
12/15/2005 6:35:16 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
8,050
posted on
12/15/2005 6:35:29 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Has the recipe been posted already? Because I didn't see it. I'm talking about the Boston Brown Bread.
8,051
posted on
12/15/2005 6:35:38 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: King Prout
8,052
posted on
12/15/2005 6:35:43 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Alice au Wonderland
8,053
posted on
12/15/2005 6:36:09 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*examines burns*Careful, babe. Sickbay's patched 'em up good, even the memory of dragon fire should never reach those hands...
Thanks for the Stoli...I needed that.
Y'all been busy, I see...any big news, or just lively?
8,054
posted on
12/15/2005 6:36:25 PM PST
by
timpad
(Welcome my son, welcome to the machine...)
To: King Prout
No truer words was ever spoke. -- Pogo
8,055
posted on
12/15/2005 6:36:28 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: King Prout
Oooh! She's got 'ya there, Sib.
8,056
posted on
12/15/2005 6:36:53 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: King Prout
depended on what was handy. breadpans, old sweet potato tins, whatever. Nonnie (my maternal g'm - whom you may or may remember) used an over-long, but narrow breadpan-like container, and only made one loaf. WONderful. and she made cinnamon buns, too. the 350 oven rule.
8,057
posted on
12/15/2005 6:37:25 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Darksheare
ok.
yank off the bandaid really roughly
you will then feel a bizarre itch in your left nostril
carefully but QUICKLY go after the itch with the pliers
8,058
posted on
12/15/2005 6:37:31 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: timpad
I'm not too bad, going to bed in a few mins.
8,059
posted on
12/15/2005 6:37:42 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: King Prout
Done, and done.
Is the transponder supposed to look like a tiny spider, and is it supposed to be waving at me?
8,060
posted on
12/15/2005 6:38:43 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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