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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Money may not be everything, but it sure is cure for puberty.


7,701 posted on 12/15/2005 3:24:03 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Darkchylde

I steep it for a min, and two spoons of sugar meself!!


7,702 posted on 12/15/2005 3:24:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Not severe. Just cold and icy.


7,703 posted on 12/15/2005 3:25:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

They probably have...I just don't look for tea. I'm more interested in hot chocolate...


7,704 posted on 12/15/2005 3:25:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks 'Face.


7,705 posted on 12/15/2005 3:25:44 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare

I've never heard of any of them... but I tend to stick with what I know.


7,706 posted on 12/15/2005 3:26:00 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare

An unbinding spell? Sorta like hydrochloric acid...


7,707 posted on 12/15/2005 3:26:21 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

Ya didn't tell me it was an option I could LIVE through, either!!!


7,708 posted on 12/15/2005 3:26:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Baraonda

The only cure for puberty is Time....and some individuals can't live long enough to be cured.


7,709 posted on 12/15/2005 3:27:14 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Darksheare; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland

It's the Constant Comment that smells awful though. Almost like
it should put hair where there is none & remove it where there is.


7,710 posted on 12/15/2005 3:28:17 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Monkey Face; Darkchylde

They would be inexpensive brands, but they have varying qualities of tea.


7,711 posted on 12/15/2005 3:28:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Baraonda

Throttle back, ram jet.

I've appealed to Bob.

He determines your fate, on this issue.


7,712 posted on 12/15/2005 3:29:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

"...If, however, you're going to "break him in", please get a "one-time" waiver from Bob....And put him in a section away from the other guests, just in case."

Er...I don't need a "one-time waiver" from anyone. If I vouch for a person, or choose to take one into my confidence, then my word is my bond.

And I'll put him where it would be the best for all concerned.


7,713 posted on 12/15/2005 3:30:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Umm, for some it is like Uber-exlax.


7,714 posted on 12/15/2005 3:30:16 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ya lived through it well enough.
;-)


7,715 posted on 12/15/2005 3:30:43 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Only a minute.... what do you drink? Just asking 'cause I've
never heard of any tea being steeped for only a minute.


7,716 posted on 12/15/2005 3:30:45 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Baraonda

Wekkum.


7,717 posted on 12/15/2005 3:30:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

I understand the 'uber' bit, but not the 'exlax' bit...


7,718 posted on 12/15/2005 3:31:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

And you know it because I'm still talking? But have you seen any recent PICS????


7,719 posted on 12/15/2005 3:31:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darkchylde
It doesn't smell awful!! LOL!
It's just spicy and goood.
7,720 posted on 12/15/2005 3:32:26 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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