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Parody ZOT of Free Republic
Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Dead Corpse; Harmless Teddy Bear; Das Outsider; Tax-chick
Enjoy your walk.
Freezing temps here, so I think I'll just relax with hot coffee, and play with the computer for as long as the wife lets me.
Maybe I'll write something. Gotta do it sometime, ya know.
741
posted on
12/03/2005 8:21:48 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Yeah. I'm trying to avoid going out for as long as possible--or at least until it hits freezing.
742
posted on
12/03/2005 8:22:57 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
(The following phrase may be illegal in your area: Merry Christmas.)
To: Das Outsider; Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl
"I'm about due to bring out the conspiracy guy. It's been a while." (Better keep an eye on this one, kids. I don't know what he's plotting. Tell Lulubelle to stand ready.)
743
posted on
12/03/2005 8:25:27 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Das Outsider
"... at least until it hits freezing." Going up or going down? I thought you liked the Outside.
744
posted on
12/03/2005 8:27:35 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
(Better keep an eye on this one, kids. I don't know what he's plotting. Tell Lulubelle to stand ready.)
Of course you would be suspicious...Suspicious because you know that I have THE TRUTH! I know what's going on and it's clear that...
745
posted on
12/03/2005 8:29:44 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
(The following phrase may be illegal in your area: Merry Christmas.)
To: Delta 21
300 posts in less than 11 hours!!! You folks are completely out of control ! ! Nah. Just running at twice the average rate needed to reach 10,000 posts in a month.
746
posted on
12/03/2005 8:29:59 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
Nah. Just running at twice the average rate needed to reach 10,000 posts in a month.
We need to compensate for potential holiday lag.
747
posted on
12/03/2005 8:32:18 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
(The following phrase may be illegal in your area: Merry Christmas.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Nice new digs. Is anybody else up? I am, now. Looked outside and saw we're getting more snow. It's on-again/off-again, which means this is a serious snowfall. It may wreak havoc with our plans (including the Puget Sound Chapter of Free Republic Christmas Party this evening), but it looks nice -- and it meant it's a good time to start upgrading the Linux box from SUSE 9.1 to 10.0.
(Unfortunately the poor wife has to go out and work for a couple hours today -- despite our 4WDs, we barely made it up the hill to home last night.)
748
posted on
12/03/2005 8:35:10 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Das Outsider
Everyone knows that our minds are controlled by satellites, anyway.
Oops...Tinfoil helmet slipped off. In case you hadn't seen it, there's a study that shows that tinfoil helmets may not work. You'll need an absorbent material for your helmet, instead of reflective.
749
posted on
12/03/2005 8:38:25 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
In case you hadn't seen it, there's a study that shows that tinfoil helmets may not work. You'll need an absorbent material for your helmet, instead of reflective.
Spongebob Squarehelmet?
I'll have to switch to Brawny.
750
posted on
12/03/2005 8:41:01 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
(The following phrase may be illegal in your area: Merry Christmas.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Wow! My first time B4TZ!
Can I have some wine? Sorry. The ZOT was weeks ago. You have now entered this month's home of the Undead Thread.
Would you like some "Poblachd Saorsa," (in English, "Free Republic") the best whisky straight from The Official Distillery of the Undead ThreadTM?
751
posted on
12/03/2005 8:46:23 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
Weird. How did I end up on 49?
752
posted on
12/03/2005 8:50:36 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
"Weird. How did I end up on 49?" Have you been quality testing the "Poblachd Saorsa" again?
753
posted on
12/03/2005 9:08:15 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
LOL, way too early for that.
754
posted on
12/03/2005 9:10:49 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar
this is the December Chronicle?
755
posted on
12/03/2005 9:15:32 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: sionnsar
There's a kind of energy to a ZOT! thread that you don't find in the average one. Even a prolonged Zotting like this one.
People tend to rush to get their responses posted, sometimes not checking basic things like the Zottee's sign-on date, and other pertinent factors.
Enthusiasm, God bless it!
Other threads seem less spontaneous, even when the discussion gets more fiery, and the subject matter is more combustible.
It's kinda like a native dance around the campfire, a celebration of unity and community spirit.
Intoxicating, slightly.
Good thing the Mods are there to be our designated drivers.
756
posted on
12/03/2005 9:19:41 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: King Prout
this is the December Chronicle? Aye, that it is.
757
posted on
12/03/2005 9:19:59 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
Odd indeed. I'm over 700 posts older than you.
758
posted on
12/03/2005 9:20:55 AM PST
by
Ultra Sonic 007
(We DARE Defend Our Rights [Alabama State Motto])
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Yes, it is odd. I have absolutely no idea how I wound up on 49, coming from the 700s.
759
posted on
12/03/2005 9:23:35 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: King Prout; sionnsar
"... this is the December Chronicle? " And this will be a significant Chronicle, too.
We're going to be conducting our Holiday and Festivus activities, our Winter Solstice events, and on December 27th, the fiery initiation of the Undead Thread's Space Adventures. (The Moon Expedition was only a test run.)
A lot of packing, animal gathering, crop sowing and harvesting, equipment testing, and other preparation work and communal activites will be occurring, too.
At the end of the month, we'll be circling around the new Moon, beginning the New Year, and heading out for a long cruise-control coast to Mars!
Woo-Hoo! -- Bring it on!
760
posted on
12/03/2005 9:29:24 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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