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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Monkey Face; Darkchylde; Alice au Wonderland

Being my sis counts as volunteer hazardous duty..


7,481 posted on 12/15/2005 12:35:30 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Darkchylde
Silver ear-rings. Silver necklace. Yeah... silver is good to go.

Normalcy is over rated.

7,482 posted on 12/15/2005 12:37:45 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darksheare

Like I said...;o]


7,483 posted on 12/15/2005 12:38:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare

Hello!

I don't think I visit often enough to own a piece
of the castle though. I'm very bad about that.

As for being my brother's sister (er? Uh, yeah!), I
don't know how that would imply anything "good".
(j/k of course)


7,484 posted on 12/15/2005 12:39:27 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Dead Corpse

For day to day, I wear silver everything. I have a set of bangle bracelets it took me 16 years to compile.

But when I dress up, it's gold...


7,485 posted on 12/15/2005 12:39:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare
One of the rings I'm wearing right now is Black Hills gold and silver, with turquoise and redstone stones on it. The other ring is my baguette cut diamond wedding ring.
7,486 posted on 12/15/2005 12:39:52 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland

hematite is really beautiful
electrum (white gold) pleases my eye
silver, especially as a mounting for rubies or garnets, is striking
patinaed bronze can be rich and subtle
so can oil-quenched iron
surface-treated titanium is gorgeous
copper-aluminum alloy is striking
well done and well polished differentially quenched carbon-steel is perhaps the loveliest of metals


7,487 posted on 12/15/2005 12:41:07 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde
Plenty of rooms. No ones claimed the one across the hall from my suite yet...

If I remember correctly, we had plenty of capacity.

7,488 posted on 12/15/2005 12:41:12 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darkchylde

Leyt me put it this way...you were on the Original UT, and that counts. In the military, it's "Time In Grade."

So yah...I'll vouch for you. ;o]


7,489 posted on 12/15/2005 12:42:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout

Saw a steel ring that was gunmetal grey.
Looked pretty neat.
Too big for my hands though.
The curse of small hands.


7,490 posted on 12/15/2005 12:43:04 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare

I actually like hematite as well, however the magnetic
properties would make it difficult to wear as I'd probably
get stuck to the fridge everytime I went to open it. I'd end
up worrying about ruining the surface that way.


7,491 posted on 12/15/2005 12:43:07 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: King Prout

*sigh*... & I thought I'd get some good ideas.


7,492 posted on 12/15/2005 12:43:45 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

patience... patience...


7,493 posted on 12/15/2005 12:44:36 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde

I suppose it would be possible to get a hematite inset in a non-ferrous ring and setting, which would obviate that issue.

how does one determine "birth stone"?


7,494 posted on 12/15/2005 12:46:07 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Dead Corpse

I had three rings of Black Hills gold before it was popular...and that was a long time ago. In the west, we do things quietly...but we do them well. I had the most beautiful "sunstone" ring, once...I'm not sure what it really was, but it was about the color of rich rust, and it had golden sparkles in it whenever the light hit it.


7,495 posted on 12/15/2005 12:46:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout

I like blue diamonds 'cause they're blue, but I'd never
expect anyone to actually buy me one... peruvian blue
opals are nice too (can you tell I like blue?).


7,496 posted on 12/15/2005 12:46:22 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare

well, you'll have to get one sized for you

I have problems with rings - large knuckles, slender phalanges


7,497 posted on 12/15/2005 12:47:19 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare
I did that once. Took some cold rolled O1 tool steel, chucked it into a lathe and cut a ring for my pinky. Sent it to heat treat and had it hardened to RC60 with a bunch of other stuff. Some polishing compound and viola.

Lost it. Took it off once and just couldn't remember where I'd left it.

7,498 posted on 12/15/2005 12:47:35 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darkchylde

I take it you also like blue sapphires?


7,499 posted on 12/15/2005 12:48:14 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Dead Corpse

aw... lost my high-school ring (silver with garnet) on an FTX at Camp Beauregard


7,500 posted on 12/15/2005 12:49:13 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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