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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Alice au Wonderland
Gonna have to check it when I get home...

Forbidden, this page (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodpri/V251111.jpg) is categorized as: Provocative Attire.

Proxy Nazi's blocking it...

7,341 posted on 12/15/2005 7:27:12 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Tax-chick

Our cat became that way, too. I think she was in her mid-20's when she died. By that time she was functionally blind and preferred to live in the very large cage that the parental units bought for her. She was my very first cat, that I can remember. Good ol' Spook.


7,342 posted on 12/15/2005 7:30:40 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Gotcha.

Can the proxy be avoided by using FReepmail or shall I select duller duds?


7,343 posted on 12/15/2005 7:31:42 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Mission accomplished.

Thanks very much, Alice! Be back later -- the day's, um, "festivities" (yah, that's the word) are about to begin...

7,344 posted on 12/15/2005 7:39:36 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Naw... don't worry about it. I can always check it from home.


7,345 posted on 12/15/2005 7:40:51 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
The deadly dull option:

*muttering* Guaranteed not to inspire you to *ahem* "dent the desk", as it were. Stooopid Proxy Nazis.

7,346 posted on 12/15/2005 7:42:44 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Will the pass keeper be present?! *horrified glance*


7,347 posted on 12/15/2005 7:44:02 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: sionnsar

Have a great day, then!


7,348 posted on 12/15/2005 7:44:41 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Probably. Why? Was it a really ugly boot?


7,349 posted on 12/15/2005 8:12:04 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

No, the ugly boot is in post #7346. The first one was designed with "stimulation" in mind. Shall I try to resend using FReepmail?

Tag, btw, You're it! A piece of clothing, please. *holding out hand*


7,350 posted on 12/15/2005 8:21:30 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Nope. FReepmail won't matter.

Run... ;-)

7,351 posted on 12/15/2005 8:23:50 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

My brother has a cat approaching 20, too. He can't bring it back from England, so he's trying to find a new home for it.


7,352 posted on 12/15/2005 8:26:09 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Tax-chick

Poor kitty and brother. Why's he in England and why's he coming back?


7,353 posted on 12/15/2005 8:27:57 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Dead Corpse

*running nimbly down the hall*

Come and get your "reward", darlin', if you can....


7,354 posted on 12/15/2005 8:29:59 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
*takes the access tunnel short cut*

*waits for Alice to come running 'round the corner*

BOO!!!!

Tag! You're IT!!!!

7,355 posted on 12/15/2005 8:34:21 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!

Now that I'm barefoot, I can move stealthily....

*flattening self against wall*

7,356 posted on 12/15/2005 8:38:15 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

*examines tracks leading to the first sub-basement*

Hmmmmmm.....


7,357 posted on 12/15/2005 8:39:52 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

He's in the Air Force, and he's coming back because he's retiring. You would think somebody would take the poor old cat!


7,358 posted on 12/15/2005 8:43:06 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Tax-chick

Ah.

Yes, you would think so. No other air force personnel willing to adopt kitty?


7,359 posted on 12/15/2005 8:46:11 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
*watches Alice sneak past hiding space*

*runs other direction*

7,360 posted on 12/15/2005 8:51:36 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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