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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Gonna have to check it when I get home...
Forbidden, this page (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodpri/V251111.jpg) is categorized as: Provocative Attire.
Proxy Nazi's blocking it...
7,341
posted on
12/15/2005 7:27:12 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Tax-chick
Our cat became that way, too. I think she was in her mid-20's when she died. By that time she was functionally blind and preferred to live in the very large cage that the parental units bought for her. She was my very first cat, that I can remember. Good ol' Spook.
7,342
posted on
12/15/2005 7:30:40 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Dead Corpse
Gotcha.
Can the proxy be avoided by using FReepmail or shall I select duller duds?
7,343
posted on
12/15/2005 7:31:42 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Mission accomplished. Thanks very much, Alice! Be back later -- the day's, um, "festivities" (yah, that's the word) are about to begin...
7,344
posted on
12/15/2005 7:39:36 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Naw... don't worry about it. I can always check it from home.
7,345
posted on
12/15/2005 7:40:51 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
The deadly dull option:

*muttering* Guaranteed not to inspire you to *ahem* "dent the desk", as it were. Stooopid Proxy Nazis.
7,346
posted on
12/15/2005 7:42:44 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Dead Corpse
Will the pass keeper be present?! *horrified glance*
7,347
posted on
12/15/2005 7:44:02 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: sionnsar
7,348
posted on
12/15/2005 7:44:41 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Probably. Why? Was it a really ugly boot?
7,349
posted on
12/15/2005 8:12:04 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
No, the ugly boot is in post #7346. The first one was designed with "stimulation" in mind. Shall I try to resend using FReepmail?
Tag, btw, You're it! A piece of clothing, please. *holding out hand*
7,350
posted on
12/15/2005 8:21:30 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Nope. FReepmail won't matter.

Run... ;-)
7,351
posted on
12/15/2005 8:23:50 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Alice au Wonderland
My brother has a cat approaching 20, too. He can't bring it back from England, so he's trying to find a new home for it.
7,352
posted on
12/15/2005 8:26:09 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Tax-chick
Poor kitty and brother. Why's he in England and why's he coming back?
7,353
posted on
12/15/2005 8:27:57 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Dead Corpse
*running nimbly down the hall*
Come and get your "reward", darlin', if you can....
7,354
posted on
12/15/2005 8:29:59 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*takes the access tunnel short cut*
*waits for Alice to come running 'round the corner*
BOO!!!!
Tag! You're IT!!!!
7,355
posted on
12/15/2005 8:34:21 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!

Now that I'm barefoot, I can move stealthily....
*flattening self against wall*
7,356
posted on
12/15/2005 8:38:15 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*examines tracks leading to the first sub-basement*
Hmmmmmm.....
7,357
posted on
12/15/2005 8:39:52 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
He's in the Air Force, and he's coming back because he's retiring. You would think somebody would take the poor old cat!
7,358
posted on
12/15/2005 8:43:06 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Tax-chick
Ah.
Yes, you would think so. No other air force personnel willing to adopt kitty?
7,359
posted on
12/15/2005 8:46:11 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*watches Alice sneak past hiding space*
*runs other direction*
7,360
posted on
12/15/2005 8:51:36 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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