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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Dead Corpse
Seemed appropriate somehow...
6,901
posted on
12/14/2005 9:14:54 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Just too good not to post over here...
A Viking Christmas Carol
Lyrics: Anonymous e-mail, December 1999
Basis: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the Hall
Not a creature was stirring, not warrior not thrall
And I in my armour, my greaves and my helm
Was drunker than anyone else in the realm.
I staggered upstairs and fell into bed
While four quarts of mead were ablaze in my head.
Then up from below came the sounds of a brawl
So I grabbed up my axe and ran down to the Hall.
I missed the last step and crashed down in a heap
Thinking, “Why can’t those low-lifes downstairs go to sleep!”.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But two brawny strangers, wielding mallet and spear.
I said to myself, “We’ll soon have them beat!”
Then I noticed ten warriors laid out at their feet.
I gave out a yell and leapt into the fray…
I’ll always regret my poor judgment that day
For the one laid his hammer to the side of my nose
And up, up, up to the rafters I rose.
Then came a lone frightened voice from the floor,
“Those are no mortal warriors – that’s Odin and Thor!”
Then they looked at each other and said, “This battle’s done.
Since they know who we are, it’s no longer much fun.”
Then Thor raised his hammer, and his elbow he bent,
And with a loud crash, through the ceiling they went.
I crawled through the Hall and flung open the door.
Not really sure that I’d seen them before.
The snow bathed in starlight, the moon like a glede,
I saw them ride off on an eight-legged steed.
And I heard them exclaim, ‘ere they flew out of sight,
“TO HELA WITH CHRISTMAS, WE JUST LOVE A GOOD FIGHT!”
More of them over here...
6,902
posted on
12/14/2005 9:30:12 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
"corporate proxy filtering"Euphamism for "work sponsored contraception"?
6,903
posted on
12/14/2005 9:38:15 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Nope. More along the lines of "Big Brother is Watching".
6,904
posted on
12/14/2005 9:41:39 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Hence the private email I sent you earlier....
6,905
posted on
12/14/2005 9:44:32 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Dead Corpse
This was wonderful! *clicking on link*
6,906
posted on
12/14/2005 9:51:12 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Dead Corpse; All
We're never going to see what happens upon the occasion of a double 69, if we keep FReeping each other....
Is anyone else home, or is the castle all DC's and mine for the time being?
6,907
posted on
12/14/2005 10:13:32 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
We could play "Naked Tag" through the halls of the Castle. That might wake someone up...
6,908
posted on
12/14/2005 10:25:48 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Do we start out nekkid at the beginning of the game or do we lose pieces of clothing if we get caught?
6,909
posted on
12/14/2005 10:35:13 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
I dare ya. But I want video...
6,910
posted on
12/14/2005 10:38:10 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Let's make it interesting and start out as if we are gonna be out in a blizzard. See how "tropical" we get before someone rats us out...
6,911
posted on
12/14/2005 10:46:02 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face
6,912
posted on
12/14/2005 10:46:14 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
The security cams should capture it all. We'll have to ask Bob to burn it to a dvd for repeated viewings.
6,913
posted on
12/14/2005 10:46:25 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Dead Corpse
Okay. To make it even, how many pairs of longjohns per person, and do fishnet stockings count as a layer?
6,914
posted on
12/14/2005 10:47:34 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'm not interested in "grainy" except in alcohol...use a camera that works well...like the one that was in the ****** chamber...
6,915
posted on
12/14/2005 10:48:42 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
6,916
posted on
12/14/2005 11:04:31 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
*whispering*
Sssshhhhh! I...uh...liberated that one....Sometimes you just gotta have high resolution and that cam fit the bill quite nicely.
*furtive glances*
6,917
posted on
12/14/2005 11:05:25 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Dead Corpse
Are you going commando? If you are, I have to leave off the matching bra and panties.
6,918
posted on
12/14/2005 11:06:27 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Nope. I'll have a more or less full accoutrement without redundancies.
6,919
posted on
12/14/2005 11:08:45 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Okay. Give me a few minutes to find my gloves....
6,920
posted on
12/14/2005 11:11:35 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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