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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; HKMk23
The deliverymen should check with Bob. He'll no doubt tell them where to go.
As for items for the parlor...did the guys get the Ben Wa balls made??? I hope there is a wide variety of sizes and colors. As well as interior specifics. One never knows when one will need a "diversion."
6,841
posted on
12/14/2005 6:05:56 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
6,842
posted on
12/14/2005 6:06:39 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: timpad
Morning, Tim!
Are you looking forward to the trip to Mars?
I thought I was but I will need a little more isolation, I think...good thing the environments are cozy. I may spend lift-off in front of the fire in the library...under a bunch of furs.
6,843
posted on
12/14/2005 6:14:09 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: timpad
He might fill the forms out if someone prods his @$$ with a shotgun.
6,844
posted on
12/14/2005 6:16:43 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Monkey Face
Mornin' Face!
Are you looking forward to the trip to Mars?
I am indeed, for reasons I didn't understand until I read Chapter Seventeen early this AM. There is much to do...
I thought I was but I will need a little more isolation, I think
The libray has an excellent view, liftoff will be spectacular from there. Please don't isolate yourself too much or too long, we do so enjoy your company...
6,845
posted on
12/14/2005 6:22:31 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Monkey Face; timpad; NicknamedBob; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Morning All!
'Face, DC sent me the prototypes yesterday, but I was too tired to try them. He may have a second set ready by now, for you to give a whirl.
Primus seems to be recovering nicely. His pain level this morning was a 6 out of 10---not bad for having his last dose of meds last night around 8pm.
Mcxlplx spent his first night of having the run of the house by behaving himself. Good boy!
The hubby and I are celebrating our 14th wedding anniversary today and will mark the occasion of our 20th "being-together" anniversary tomorrow.
The sun is bravely fighting it's way through light clouds.
Time to find coffee and munchables.
How are all of you?
6,846
posted on
12/14/2005 6:24:17 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
He might fill the forms outWhen KP finally gets his hands on one of those Saiga-12's we might try it.
6,847
posted on
12/14/2005 6:24:46 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Alice au Wonderland
See you all ladies later in the parlor.
Me got some business I must attend to this morning.
6,848
posted on
12/14/2005 6:25:25 AM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: timpad; King Prout
Where's your sense of adventure?
6,849
posted on
12/14/2005 6:27:32 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Baraonda
"The hubby and I are celebrating our 14th wedding anniversary today and will mark the occasion of our 20th "being-together" anniversary tomorrow."
That's like one anniversary per year of marriage, I gather.
6,850
posted on
12/14/2005 6:28:29 AM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
You may wait on the doorstoop, like a well-behaved young gentleman. You may not enter the parlor.
6,851
posted on
12/14/2005 6:28:49 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Baraonda; NicknamedBob
It's not "like" anything. It simply is.
6,852
posted on
12/14/2005 6:30:21 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; All
The hubby and I are celebrating our 14th wedding anniversary today and will mark the occasion of our 20th "being-together" anniversary tomorrow.Why, Happy Anniversaries, indeed! Congratulations!
Sorry I cannot stay for breakfast. I must prepare...there is much to do. A pleasant Good Morning to all.
6,853
posted on
12/14/2005 6:30:41 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad; NicknamedBob
Once we had the castle "built" the next logical step, of course, was to make it airborne.
Our first excursion was to Scotland, where we picked up some potables and a "hitch-hiker."
It seems our plieisaur had a tryst with Nessie, and we learned she was "with child" on our return trip. (Do I have the chronology right, Bob? My brain feels like gray lint this morning...)
I often isolate myself to "recharge my batteries" as it were. I like the observatory if the conditions are right, but I prefer the library with it's fireplace and furs when I'm not up to ogling at the stars. ;o]
6,854
posted on
12/14/2005 6:32:01 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
Where's your sense of adventure?Right next to my instinct for self-preservation, where it belongs.
That Yeti might like shotgun pellets, they'll help his digestion. If I'm goin' agin' him, I'm goin' heavy!
6,855
posted on
12/14/2005 6:33:22 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
Thank you! Have a productive day with the Elders, the Guild, and all who cross your path.
6,856
posted on
12/14/2005 6:33:46 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: timpad; King Prout; HKMk23
Who said the shotgun would be loaded?....with shotgun pellets?.....HKmk23 and KP have some nasty concoction sitting in a jar, waiting to be used...
6,857
posted on
12/14/2005 6:35:52 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Baraonda
Hey, you! I didn't realize you were still here! I'm sorry. I have T h e S l o w s today.
6,858
posted on
12/14/2005 6:35:54 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
6,859
posted on
12/14/2005 6:37:38 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
Wekkum! I have every confidence that you will succeed.
6,860
posted on
12/14/2005 6:39:15 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was going to blame you.)
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