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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Dead Corpse

I'm sorry about your uncle DC.


6,601 posted on 12/13/2005 12:15:24 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

wrasslin' mah guts izzall.
glad to know Prumus' jublies are secure.


6,602 posted on 12/13/2005 12:16:37 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"I really ought to be awake for this enterprise."

Yes, if hubby is stretching out a piece of fabric for you, and says, "Place the staple near where my thumb is" ... remember that he will need that thumb for other projects...

6,603 posted on 12/13/2005 12:16:46 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Uh oh.


6,604 posted on 12/13/2005 12:18:49 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

"I know you have something to read."

: )


6,605 posted on 12/13/2005 12:20:48 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hey, thanks Alice ma dear! I will do just that.


6,606 posted on 12/13/2005 12:22:30 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I've been okay for a while now.


6,607 posted on 12/13/2005 12:22:43 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Dead Corpse

sad to see a life end as a waste.
I hope his survivors fare well and do better than did the decedent.


6,608 posted on 12/13/2005 12:31:57 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

You're welcome! Make sure you look over the ingredients for allergens, just to be sure it's safe for you to ingest.


6,609 posted on 12/13/2005 12:33:05 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

Actually, I'm supposed to stretch and staple everything. It's going to be a gorgeous piece once it's finished. I spent hours getting the right color and shade of stain and then hand waxed the legs to perfection. (I loathe polyurethane on wood.) We want to get the piece finished before Christmas. It's large enough to act like a coffee table/seat three adults.


6,610 posted on 12/13/2005 12:36:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76

Okay.


6,611 posted on 12/13/2005 12:36:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare

You mean, *gasp!*, this could be a date?!


6,612 posted on 12/13/2005 12:37:27 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

photos?


6,613 posted on 12/13/2005 12:39:05 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I know we have some "in progress" shots. The question is where they are stored: on the computer or on the camera. Gimme a minute.

*rooting around desk*


6,614 posted on 12/13/2005 12:44:01 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

*Jeopardy theme*


6,615 posted on 12/13/2005 12:47:48 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Better put it on a playback loop. This could take awhile...


6,616 posted on 12/13/2005 12:51:17 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout

Haven't found any pics, yet. Will ask hubby when he's finished cleaning the arsenal.


6,617 posted on 12/13/2005 1:07:21 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

feh.
well... having given sacrifice to the porcelain god, I believe i may now be able to return to the salt mine in some degree of gastroenterotic security.


6,618 posted on 12/13/2005 1:08:50 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Thank you so much for sharing, KP.

Hubby claims that there are pics on the computer. Is there a way to directly post one here, the way you guys posted the weapons pictures yesterday? If so, how large (or small) does the pic need to be, so as not to overwhelm the site?


6,619 posted on 12/13/2005 1:11:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse

I'm sorry to hear of the death of your uncle. May he rest in peace.


6,620 posted on 12/13/2005 1:13:48 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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