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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Monkey Face
561
posted on
12/02/2005 4:59:02 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
"Ok. I get it. He's been replaced." One reason I am not fearful about competition.
562
posted on
12/02/2005 4:59:41 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
563
posted on
12/02/2005 5:00:32 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Yep.
It should work out. #1 wife likes a clean house; I like to play house.
What could go wrong?
564
posted on
12/02/2005 5:02:51 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Thanks for all of the advice. I'll just sit and study.
565
posted on
12/02/2005 5:10:56 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: tuliptree76
Thanks for all of the advice. I'll just sit and study. You could push the pen.....
566
posted on
12/02/2005 5:13:11 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You could push the pen.....
Maybe resistance training with two large tax books?
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I don't even do that. I just read, and then when I want to put my thoughts on paper, I type on the computer.
568
posted on
12/02/2005 5:15:30 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: NicknamedBob
What could go wrong?Hmmmm.....Let me see....
If wife #1 is cleaning the house to avoid playing house, that's a problem. If wife #1 is so busy cleaning house that she's too tired to play house, that's a problem. Any attempt to solve these two problems by setting up and playing house with wife #2 will not work. Your new tagline would need to change to reflect your lack of wealth and riches as wife #1 takes the house and the children and cleans your clock in the process.
Now, if wife #2 takes over the cleaning of the house, thereby freeing wife #1 to play house, peace may reign temporarily, but eventually wife #2 would experience one or both of the aforementioned problems, and then you could potentially have TWO wives with one or both of the aforementioned problems. They would unite against the common enemy....You. This must be avoided at all costs.
It would be much better to have the kids take over the cleaning of the house, so that wife #1 could play house. This would avoid all of the complications of having a #2 wife.
569
posted on
12/02/2005 5:16:12 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Das Outsider
Brilliant! I should have thought of that one.
570
posted on
12/02/2005 5:17:21 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76
She could also do calf and thigh work while sitting.
How many calories does reading burn? What if it's really intense reading?
To: Das Outsider; Irish_Thatcherite
Maybe resistance training with two large tax books?I don't even have to lift those anymore. The tax code is all online.
572
posted on
12/02/2005 5:20:27 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: tuliptree76
I don't even have to lift those anymore. The tax code is all online.
You pick up a mouse, don't you?
To: Das Outsider; NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite
She could also do calf and thigh work while sitting.Okay, let's stop with the discussion of how tulip can improve herself. I already know that there are so many ways that I need to change. I get to hear about it every day.
574
posted on
12/02/2005 5:22:51 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: Das Outsider
Well, I suppose if the reading contains weighty thoughts...
575
posted on
12/02/2005 5:23:32 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: tuliptree76
I get to hear about it every day.
Perhaps you should change your tone, young lady. /sarcasm
Why do you think you need to improve yourself?
To: Alice au Wonderland
I knew someone would have an answer to that question. Yours is very perceptive.
My wife often awakens, having dreamt that I have found a girlfriend. She looks at me with accusatory and suspicious glances.
I have a standard response. "Did you get a telephone number for this girlfriend?"
I figure, if she wants to come up with a dream girl for me, she should also introduce us.
577
posted on
12/02/2005 5:25:59 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Das Outsider
Why do you think you need to improve yourself?I didn't say that I think that I need to improve myself.
578
posted on
12/02/2005 5:27:15 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: Alice au Wonderland
Well, I suppose if the reading contains weighty thoughts...
Like elephants standing on blue whales, which in turn are standing on large safes--or something.
But how would the plot go...?
To: tuliptree76
I didn't say that I think that I need to improve myself.
Oh, ok. In that case, don't change a thing.
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