Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Alice au Wonderland]

Was the leg mass fat or muscle?

Could muscle loss increase the pressure on the cartilage between the bones?

[Darkchylde]

You'd be surprised. One of our cats, Mandy, used to
catch on to things very quickly. She's very old now &
(thankfully) doesn't cause as much trouble as she used to.

[King Prout]

I found out when I decided to learn how jumping spiders can seemingly do quantum-leaps.

[sionnsar]

Yellow Face is gracing us with his attention...how 'bout you?

Trying. We've had alternating fog (almost, not quite, freezing fog) and sun. But clouds are moving in. hey forecast rain, but it doesn't look like it right now.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Horrible flick. Nude girls didn't make up for no plot and insipid "dialogue".

[EsmeraldaA]

Hi lurkerchylde!
Yesterday I followed your example and
lurked around, read your posts....LOL!

[Darksheare]

It's Monday, Mondays are usually like Fridays to me.
And Fridays are usually my Mondays.
(Though the past three Fridays have been eerily quiet..)

[King Prout]

gah. t'ain't funny.
I am sick of this crap.
I want whatever is in my guts OUT of my guts, NOW.
I am fixing to get me a passel of corn.
I will eat a passel of corn, and nothing but corn.
corn will scour this crap out.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Didn't we just install the cloaking device on your desk?....It looks like your computer....

[Dead Corpse]

No. Could be a side effect of whatever dietary/habitual changes caused the weight loss to begin with.

Not getting the right fatty acids, hydration, ect... can cause to inflammation of the joints.

[Alice au Wonderland]

What about the woman's b00bs?

[Darksheare]

Muscle, actually.
Still haven't heard a good explanation as to why I dropped all that weight immediately after having Mono.. but.

And... I dunno.
But I do have flat feet and "extra" cartilage behind the kneecap.
(I'm a vivisection waiting to happen..)

[EsmeraldaA]

Thanks.
I didn't ping you. My apologies.

I thought you were asleep.....hehehe

[Dead Corpse]

We found a brand of herbal tea that works wonders. It's billed as a "dieter's tea". We renamed it "poop tea". This stuff is better than exlax...

[King Prout]

yep - which gives rise to my standard query "Is it bad, or is it Showgirls-bad?"

[Darkchylde]

Ah, I've had a few pet jumping spiders in my
room. They seem to have a thing for my clock.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Or you could get that green-liquid filled gel-tab pill from Doc. That, a huge salad, and a quart of Snapple iced tea.

Nothing survives.

[King Prout]

that might be useful, but I believe I want the physical scouring corn will provide.

[Dead Corpse]

There are a LOT of them out there. I'm not sitting through a movie like that just to see that one scene. Plenty of pR0n out there if that is all I'm after.

[sionnsar]

Too much static. It got zapped.

The good news is my Nikon D70 camera is back from the repair shop! It beats my old Mavica FD-7 in just about every way except for its low-light capability.