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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Monkey Face

"Meet Joe Black" was quite good... but, then... it is difficult to make a bad movie if Tony Hopkins stars (let's leave "Titus" out of this for the moment)


5,661 posted on 12/12/2005 9:43:35 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

It's a start.

However, you will never know the exquisite sensation of having one's cervix grabbed (over and over) from the inside!

*checking satellite photo*

Hmmm. The land of Prout still appears on the pics. Guess that rules out anal exhalation.


5,662 posted on 12/12/2005 9:44:01 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout

I have yet to be able to sit through that movie. Just bores me to tears...


5,663 posted on 12/12/2005 9:44:07 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darkchylde

did you know that spiders, unlike insects, extend their legs using hydraulic augmentation?


5,664 posted on 12/12/2005 9:44:27 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Monkey Face

The sex scene was hot, too!


5,665 posted on 12/12/2005 9:45:14 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Exquisite? Not how I'd term it...


5,666 posted on 12/12/2005 9:45:20 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

which?
meet joe black or titus?


5,667 posted on 12/12/2005 9:45:20 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Dead Corpse

That would be an interesting sight. How long before
the cat learns the art of propulsion & comes for you?


5,668 posted on 12/12/2005 9:45:36 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Yeehaw!


5,669 posted on 12/12/2005 9:45:36 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

*grins*


5,670 posted on 12/12/2005 9:45:48 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Joe Black.


5,671 posted on 12/12/2005 9:45:50 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darkchylde

A cat learn something? Is that possible?


5,672 posted on 12/12/2005 9:46:44 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

your imagery resolution is not fine enough to note the withering of the vegetation, nor the animal corpses.


5,673 posted on 12/12/2005 9:47:08 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Can't take credit for it... of course I can't remember where I got it from either. Some comedian or another most likely...


5,674 posted on 12/12/2005 9:47:35 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

*shrugs*
I liked it - sometimes a quiet movie meets my tastes


5,675 posted on 12/12/2005 9:47:51 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Only if I'm having trouble getting to sleep. Hasn't been an issue for some time now.


5,676 posted on 12/12/2005 9:48:57 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare

find another funnel spider and see if it is a species-wide talent.


5,677 posted on 12/12/2005 9:49:53 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Darkchylde; tuliptree76; ...

Good day everyone!


5,678 posted on 12/12/2005 9:50:52 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Great!

You're just physiologically weird instead of diseased!

This is great news.

Why would weight loss contribute to the problem.


5,679 posted on 12/12/2005 9:51:14 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout

No, I never bothered reading up on spiders. I usually
run across facts randomly while wandering around.


5,680 posted on 12/12/2005 9:52:03 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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