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Parody ZOT of Free Republic
Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Darkchylde
*chuckle*
Might have made up for all of that lost art work she'd collected....
5,181
posted on
12/11/2005 2:54:40 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76
"Sucked? Tulip, that's miraculous! " Tulip lives in an area devoid of the Taxchickian and Alician male phenotype. For a fifty mile radius around her town, there isn't enough testosterone to get a chipmunk excited.
It has to be some kind of Pentagon project. It's going to make a wonderful depopulation weapon.
5,182
posted on
12/11/2005 2:55:00 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I won't. As long as you don't tell anyone.
5,183
posted on
12/11/2005 2:55:02 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: tuliptree76
then disregard my post to your previous post.
5,184
posted on
12/11/2005 2:55:19 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76
I'm only good at sucking souls out of people.
(Or their body heat with my icy hands *brrrr*)
She can borrow my prurience filter.
5,185
posted on
12/11/2005 2:56:21 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
"Cold hands, warm heart."
So there!
5,186
posted on
12/11/2005 2:56:58 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
5,187
posted on
12/11/2005 2:57:24 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; Tax-chick
Tulip lives in an area devoid of the Taxchickian and Alician male phenotype. For a fifty mile radius around her town, there isn't enough testosterone to get a chipmunk excited. Time to get the h3!! out of Dodge!
5,188
posted on
12/11/2005 2:58:07 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
Bob, it is becoming more of a national phenomenon. I'm stopping before it turns into an international fiasco.
5,189
posted on
12/11/2005 2:58:21 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
To: Monkey Face
5,190
posted on
12/11/2005 2:58:25 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare
5,191
posted on
12/11/2005 2:58:41 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
I'm only good at sucking souls out of people. (Or their body heat with my icy hands *brrrr*) We all have to start somewhere.
5,192
posted on
12/11/2005 2:59:20 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
"I've been Reynolds Wrapped!"
5,193
posted on
12/11/2005 2:59:26 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
5,194
posted on
12/11/2005 2:59:57 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
How else could I pass as human if I didn't steal warmth from others...
5,195
posted on
12/11/2005 2:59:58 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
Sure. Plastic, I would suppose...with a healthy dose of warming oil...
5,196
posted on
12/11/2005 3:00:31 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Wait.. nevermind that.. I'm not some strange fey abomination.
Honest.
5,197
posted on
12/11/2005 3:00:34 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Monkey Face
5,198
posted on
12/11/2005 3:00:52 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
I'm only good at sucking souls out of people.
(Or their body heat with my icy hands *brrrr*)
She can borrow my prurience filter. No thanks. I'll keep my soul. You can keep your filter.
5,199
posted on
12/11/2005 3:01:03 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob
This is further anecdotal evidence of the "wussification" of the males in this country.
Thank goodness I homeschool the children. I'm raising all of them, even Tertia, to be real men.
5,200
posted on
12/11/2005 3:01:10 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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