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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
Maybe he, like my brother, likes eggplant!?


501 posted on 12/02/2005 2:42:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

My hubby was the same way. He loved the changes in my body. What a great guy!

(You, too, btw!)


502 posted on 12/02/2005 2:42:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Now it's MY turn to be jealous...23 hours...


503 posted on 12/02/2005 2:43:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick

*wincing in sympathy*

My last delivery was the best. I'd had it with my OB and switched to a midwife. It was the best decision I could have made.


504 posted on 12/02/2005 2:44:48 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

You have my sympathies.

My mom had long labors (several days long), but the contractions weren't really strong until the last few hours. She'd go to the movies during the early part of labor, usually a comedy. You know, I think she went to a Mel Brooks movie when she started laboring with either me or Prout. That could explain a great many things.....


505 posted on 12/02/2005 2:48:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

Yeah... of course she doesn't agree. She doesn't appear to be fishing for compliments, but she gets 'em anyway. ;-)


506 posted on 12/02/2005 2:49:05 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I went to the bowling alley...and I was already in labor and didn't know it.

Mel Brooks is good...


507 posted on 12/02/2005 2:50:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yeah... Zon was kinda surprised herself at the dramatic change in cup size. I was properly appreciative, but I've always been a lot more of a leg man.


508 posted on 12/02/2005 2:50:30 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Lucky Zon.
She's a pretty great gal in my book! And you can tell her I said so!


509 posted on 12/02/2005 2:50:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
We got the the Hospitol some time in the wee hours. I think it was around 1 or 2 AM. Ana was born around 6 o'clock PM the next day.

Everything went fine after she changed her mind on the whole epidural thing. ;-)

510 posted on 12/02/2005 2:52:07 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Monkey Face

Hehhe... Okers. ;-)


511 posted on 12/02/2005 2:52:54 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Tax-chick
I have not solicited an opinion from my spouse on that subject, but at least he doesn't mention that I've clearly gained a ton and look like a giant eggplant!

LOL, just don't wear anything purple.

512 posted on 12/02/2005 2:54:02 PM PST by darkangel82 (Never underestimate the stupidity of government.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Oh no! I hope you feel better soon.


513 posted on 12/02/2005 3:00:00 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Later Dolls, gotta run on home now.

See y'all tomorrow...

514 posted on 12/02/2005 3:00:39 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi 'Face. Incoming...


515 posted on 12/02/2005 3:01:35 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Dead Corpse

See 'ya DC! I'll check in on Sunday as Saturday is our travel day.


516 posted on 12/02/2005 3:02:03 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse

For it or against it?


517 posted on 12/02/2005 3:02:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse

Have a good night, DC.


518 posted on 12/02/2005 3:02:54 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

Hi Tulip!


519 posted on 12/02/2005 3:03:13 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hi Alice.


520 posted on 12/02/2005 3:03:15 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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