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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
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To: Tax-chick
LOL!
Maybe he, like my brother, likes eggplant!?
501
posted on
12/02/2005 2:42:30 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Dead Corpse
My hubby was the same way. He loved the changes in my body. What a great guy!
(You, too, btw!)
502
posted on
12/02/2005 2:42:32 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Now it's MY turn to be jealous...23 hours...
503
posted on
12/02/2005 2:43:16 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Tax-chick
*wincing in sympathy*
My last delivery was the best. I'd had it with my OB and switched to a midwife. It was the best decision I could have made.
504
posted on
12/02/2005 2:44:48 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
You have my sympathies.
My mom had long labors (several days long), but the contractions weren't really strong until the last few hours. She'd go to the movies during the early part of labor, usually a comedy. You know, I think she went to a Mel Brooks movie when she started laboring with either me or Prout. That could explain a great many things.....
505
posted on
12/02/2005 2:48:36 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Tax-chick
Yeah... of course she doesn't agree. She doesn't appear to be fishing for compliments, but she gets 'em anyway. ;-)
506
posted on
12/02/2005 2:49:05 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I went to the bowling alley...and I was already in labor and didn't know it.
Mel Brooks is good...
507
posted on
12/02/2005 2:50:06 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Yeah... Zon was kinda surprised herself at the dramatic change in cup size. I was properly appreciative, but I've always been a lot more of a leg man.
508
posted on
12/02/2005 2:50:30 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Lucky Zon.
She's a pretty great gal in my book! And you can tell her I said so!
509
posted on
12/02/2005 2:50:42 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
We got the the Hospitol some time in the wee hours. I think it was around 1 or 2 AM. Ana was born around 6 o'clock PM the next day.
Everything went fine after she changed her mind on the whole epidural thing. ;-)
510
posted on
12/02/2005 2:52:07 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face
511
posted on
12/02/2005 2:52:54 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Tax-chick
I have not solicited an opinion from my spouse on that subject, but at least he doesn't mention that I've clearly gained a ton and look like a giant eggplant! LOL, just don't wear anything purple.
512
posted on
12/02/2005 2:54:02 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(Never underestimate the stupidity of government.)
To: SandyInSeattle
Oh no! I hope you feel better soon.
513
posted on
12/02/2005 3:00:00 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Later Dolls, gotta run on home now.
See y'all tomorrow...
514
posted on
12/02/2005 3:00:39 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face
515
posted on
12/02/2005 3:01:35 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: Dead Corpse
See 'ya DC! I'll check in on Sunday as Saturday is our travel day.
516
posted on
12/02/2005 3:02:03 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
517
posted on
12/02/2005 3:02:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
518
posted on
12/02/2005 3:02:54 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: tuliptree76
519
posted on
12/02/2005 3:03:13 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
520
posted on
12/02/2005 3:03:15 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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