Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Alice au Wonderland]

NnB, clearly you have not been paying enough attention to the activities taking place in the parlor....

[Alice au Wonderland]

What type of place is "elsewhere"? Is it a nice place?

[Darksheare]

The movie "Titanic" was a chick flick.
And afer the movie, 100% of the female audiencee was too weepy to 'be bothered', and 100% of the men who were suckered into going along were in pain due to cheering when DiCaprios character died..

It was a rare woman who saw the film who afterwards thought, "Gee, that sucked."

[Darksheare]

A sword website actually.

[Darksheare]

Supposedly: "Maeglas, which means "sharp leaf" or something like that in elvish."

So scratch that one.

[Darksheare]

Not so bad:

He has spent much of his time leased out, standing at the Vaynor, Pendock, Trefaes, Maeglas Studs, to name but a few.
http://www.crumpwell.com/atstud.htm

[NicknamedBob]

Well, true. I have paid scant attention to that, but then I have been busy...

Well, not too busy. I, um, ...

I gotta go. ... ... Something needs my attention.

Somewhere.

[Monkey Face]

It was a rare woman who saw the film who afterwards thought, "Gee, that sucked."

*whispers*
(That would be me...)

[Alice au Wonderland]

My husband loved that movie, but only because he's a Titanic buff. I went because I've enjoyed Cameron's cinematography in the past; there was no other reason to go because we all know how the story ended, right?

Anyway, any male dumb enough to believe that any movie staring DiCaprio would get a real woman juiced up deserved to be in pain----for another reason all together.

Nah. Give me something like Predator or Die Hard or LoTR.....Well, let's be honest here.

I'm aggressive anyway. I don't need a film to get myself started.

[Darksheare]

You, my sis, and her best friend would bethose rare women.
(Sis best friend cheered when 'Rose' said "I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go." and once he was dead she lets go.. at which point she cheered. She got dirty looks for it.)

[Alice au Wonderland]

Cool!

[Alice au Wonderland]

Maeglas has potential. It stays on the list.

[Darksheare]

I got conned into going because the rest of the movies showing either sucked, or we'd seen them already.

I got an elbow in my ribs on both sides when I clapped as 'Jack' died.

At least I wasn't the guy three rows up whose girl stood up and punched him in the jollyworts because he cheered.
(I was there mainly to see the 'sketch' scene...)

[Darksheare]

Okers.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Didn't work. Came up "page cannot be displayed".

[Alice au Wonderland]

....like in the parlor?

[Alice au Wonderland]

You and me both! *shouting from rooftop*

[Monkey Face]

I said, "Awfercryinoutloud. What a wuss."

[Alice au Wonderland]

He should have asked for his money back!

[NicknamedBob]

You had Freepmail, Yesterday.