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Parody ZOT of Free Republic
Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; Darksheare
usuually, but in this case we are trying to fleece the sheeple
5,041
posted on
12/11/2005 12:52:08 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darkchylde
5,042
posted on
12/11/2005 12:53:00 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare
Trows are an Orkney thing, I think.
5,043
posted on
12/11/2005 12:53:05 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"I'm still waiting for this Ice Age they are 'promising' us!!" Hmm. Maybe I should wait to place my offer on Manitoba until the oceanic current shuts down due to melting glaciers, and then the Northern latitudes start freezing up....
I could probably get Manitoba for "fire sale" prices then...
Nah. It would take too long to implement the solution then. I think I'll stick with the original timetable, although it might not be a bad idea to surreptitiously start "Plan B."
5,044
posted on
12/11/2005 12:54:05 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: King Prout
Maybe I'll just stick with Jack & his box. ;-)
5,045
posted on
12/11/2005 12:54:15 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: FRiends
I'm going out, seeya all later!!
5,046
posted on
12/11/2005 12:55:57 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
Maybe I'll just stick with Jack & his box*bad idea generated*
a musical cranked jackinthebox... but when it gets to the "pop goes the weasel" part, a head of Pinhead lunges forth to the tune of screams and clanking chains, saying "TIME... TO PLAY."
5,047
posted on
12/11/2005 12:56:34 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
5,048
posted on
12/11/2005 12:56:59 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout; Darksheare
Thanks. I'm glad I never saw the
movie. Horror films aren't my thing.
5,049
posted on
12/11/2005 12:58:47 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
See you around... the next time I come out of hiding. :-)
5,050
posted on
12/11/2005 1:00:29 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde; Darksheare; King Prout
Ahem. If Jack has a box, "he's" not really "Jack", 'ya know what I'm sayin'?
5,051
posted on
12/11/2005 1:03:52 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darkchylde
you have missed little:
most "horror" movies are horrific
only in how bad they are
5,052
posted on
12/11/2005 1:04:28 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
no. not really. look at the >a-hem< action of the thing, and let yout pruriently freudian imagination do the rest
5,053
posted on
12/11/2005 1:05:40 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: All; King Prout; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Howdy Everyone!
I have discovered another store into which I may not go with any form of legal tender: PetSmart.
I went in to get a scratching post for Mcxlplx.
I walked out after filing adoption papers for a Mollie-look-alike, who's current name is too insipid to mention.
If the cat organization likes my app, we'll pick up the soon to be renamed cat later this week.
*sigh of defeat*
5,054
posted on
12/11/2005 1:07:18 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; Darksheare; Darkchylde
*tsk*
don't you remember the mall pet store... and Mom... and the bunny-tray?
5,055
posted on
12/11/2005 1:09:25 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Chylde said Jack "and his box" not "in his box", IIRC. Two different things.
5,056
posted on
12/11/2005 1:10:31 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
I still avoid them, I never find them entertaining.
Actually, I don't watch much these days.
5,057
posted on
12/11/2005 1:11:23 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: King Prout
Yes, but that was tasty morsels for Easter snacks.....And then there was Moose.
It wouldn't have happened if I hadn't played with your cat. Yeah. That's right. This is all your fault!
5,058
posted on
12/11/2005 1:12:23 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darkchylde
comedies?
I am slowly developing a taste for non-Pythonic comedies.
5,059
posted on
12/11/2005 1:16:10 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Mollie IS a rather seductive critter, ain't she?
5,060
posted on
12/11/2005 1:16:50 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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