Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Darksheare]

Haven't seen any outside, they're probably in the state assembly.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!
I had a cat that would kill for a piece of green bell pepper!

And a dog that would fight you for a slice of peach.

Hobbes doesn't get people food. She is strictly an Iams baby.

[King Prout]

Mollie D. Panther (now positively ID'd as a Bombay) likes a sip of beer now and then.

Sally liked coffee.

Jones kept trying to put squirrel on my menu.

[King Prout]

not as bad as dreaming you woke up and went to work.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I think it was an oil refinery, and it was accidental.

[Darksheare]

Mimi was a bobcat domestic mix.
She loved ham, turkey, and roast beef as well, and would climb my leg with her claws to get said ham, turkey, or roast beef.
She'd do this mournful pathetic mewling until I relented and gave her the food.
But by then she was already hanging off my shirt.

[Darkchylde]

... Sheesh. I'm not very good at this keeping
in touch thing. I'm often on, just lurking.

[Darkchylde]

Uh, 8"... light & fluffy.

[Darksheare]

LOL, squirrel on the menu, eh?
NiMH keeps trying to teach us how to hunt by releasing live bunnies into the kitchen.

http://www.pvponline.com/index.php3

Scroll downward, and you will see a Mollie style kitty doing the Lord Kringus demon god of Christmas trees act..

[King Prout]

this is the event:

There has been a large explosion followed by two smaller blasts in the St Albans area, around 25 miles north of London.
Sky Correspondent Sky Meade has said he can see flames about 200ft in the sky and there appears to be burning fuel.
Speaking by telephone from his home, Meade described "burning tongues" of flames in the sky.
The first blast happened at 6.03am - the other explosions followed about 20 minutes later.
Meade, a seasoned war reporter said he can see what looks like "burning aviation fuel".
"This fire is extremely intense. It is a bright orange glow on the horizon," he said.

so now we are all up to speed.
timpad recalls MadIvan living somewhere in that general area, and is concerned MadIvan has not yet checked in to say he and his are all A-OK.

[Darkchylde]

Well, I don't have a job... otherwise I just might.
I still have dreams about school... & I'm now 20.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I'll have to post a pic sometime of one my cats!!

[King Prout]

it is on order. ETA to your door in approximately 25 minutes. the bill is paid. tip the dilivery boy as you like if he makes it on time.

[Monkey Face]

"I'm often on, just lurking."

Ah. That explains it...When Darks lurks, my typo rate increases exponentially. Often, when he's not there (I ping him just to make sure) I will typo pretty bad, but not like when he is lurking. Now I understand why...it's you. ;o]

[Irish_Thatcherite]

It is curious that several explosions occured.

When you mentioned it, I left the computer to ask my mother, I hope Ivan is ok.

[Darksheare]

Sis has a weird sister field...

[Monkey Face]

Do that. I'm still being lazy about getting my scanner up and running so I can post a piccie of Hobbes...(one of these days...)

[King Prout]

yep - that is very much what Mollie looks like.

Mollie's face is a little more gracile

[Monkey Face]

Yah. I think I've already got that worked out.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I'll have to figure out the Imageshack thing....