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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

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To: Monkey Face

Howya Monkey!!

441 posted on 12/02/2005 12:08:04 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hi Irish!

I was glancing back through the posts and caught something about you going to get your head injury examined.

Are you still not feeling up to snuff?

442 posted on 12/02/2005 12:08:22 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: Alice au Wonderland

"Any prurience, of which I should be informed? *waggling eyebrows*"

Without you? We wouldn't DARE!

443 posted on 12/02/2005 12:18:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)

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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'm fine, the appointmemt was scheduled while I was still in hospital, still no drink for a long while!!

444 posted on 12/02/2005 12:18:56 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hi, Irish!

445 posted on 12/02/2005 12:19:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)

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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

Bwahahahahaha!

I bet DC would take that dare and add whipped cream and a cherry on top! *winking outrageously*

446 posted on 12/02/2005 12:24:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: Irish_Thatcherite

If we run an IV from a guinness into your veins, does that still count as a drink?

447 posted on 12/02/2005 12:25:19 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: Alice au Wonderland

Unfortunately, yes - nice idea though!!

448 posted on 12/02/2005 12:29:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

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To: Monkey Face

I'm not doing too bad.

449 posted on 12/02/2005 12:32:45 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

Wellnow! If we're talking DC, I'D do the cherry and the whipped cream!

450 posted on 12/02/2005 12:34:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)

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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Well, then, I'll just have to hoist a pint for 'ya!

Are you cleared to resume other activities or are you expected to remain in a vegetative state for a little while longer?

451 posted on 12/02/2005 12:35:26 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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I'll be back later.

452 posted on 12/02/2005 12:35:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

You can have the whipped cream and the cherry. I'd rather do....whoops! This is a family friendly site, isn't it? *innocent humming*

453 posted on 12/02/2005 12:37:49 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'll be able to return to work soon.

454 posted on 12/02/2005 12:37:49 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Good! In your place, I'd be going nuts!

455 posted on 12/02/2005 12:41:07 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: sionnsar

I've been searching for an Advent wreath, but haven't found any that I liked. Any suggestions as to where I can find one (catalogs, websites, etc.)?

Friends of ours had a beautiful one, it had celtic designs on it, that they had purchased in Ireland a long time ago.

I like the idea of a celtic Advent wreath, but I'd still like to see others, too. I know that there must be one out there for me.

456 posted on 12/02/2005 1:11:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: Alice au Wonderland

Have a nice trip! I have all my Christmas packages mailed, and I'm about halfway through the cards. Some years I just have everything together!

457 posted on 12/02/2005 1:11:47 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)

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To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face

Innocent my increasingly firm buttocks. Y'all are a couple of horn dogs.

Note: I am not saying that like it is a "bad thing"... ;-)

458 posted on 12/02/2005 1:15:05 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)

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To: Dead Corpse

Oooooooh! I just love it when a man recognizes his own good fortune!

*shoulder wiggle*

How firm?

459 posted on 12/02/2005 1:17:42 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: Tax-chick

Ack! Now, I feel like a slackard!

How're other things going?

460 posted on 12/02/2005 1:18:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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