Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[King Prout]

now KP is on his own account ;D

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

nite nite sion

[King Prout]

cryptic is often good - so says my mummy

[EsmeraldaA]

You have a 'mummy'? Oooohh!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Off to bed - goodnight!!

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

nite nite IT

[King Prout]

found it:

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

case in point...
this:

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness

becomes this:

WH3N IN TEH COURSA OF HUMAN EVENTS IT BCOMES NACESARY FOR ONA P3OPLE 2 DISOLVA DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CON3CT3D TH3M WIT ANOTHER AND 2 ASUMA MONG DA POWARS OF TEH AARTH DA SAPARAET AND AQUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURES GOD ENTITL3 THAM A DACANT RESPECT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND REQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMP3L THAM 2 TEH S3PARATION11!1!!!! OMG LOL
WE HOLD THESA TRUTHS 2 B SELF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MAN R CR3AETD AQUAL TAHT THAY R ANDOW3D BY THERE CREA2R WIT CARTANE UNALEINABLE RIGHTS TAHT MONG THES3 R LIEF LIEBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!!11!1 OMG WTF -TAHT 2 SECURE THES3 RIGHTS GOVERNMENTS R INSTITUTED MONG MEN DERIVNG THEYRE JUST POWERS FROM TEH CONS3NT OF DA GOVERN3D -TAHT WHENEVER ANY FORM OF GOVERNMANT BCOM3S DESTRUCTIEV OF TH3S3 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH P3OPLA 2 ALT3R OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTE NU GOVERNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPL3S AND ORGANIZNG ITS POWARS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 THAM SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 AFACT THERE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

not that she's aware of

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

upgrade what you're drinking

[EsmeraldaA]

Ohhh?
Are you by any chance Alice and KP's Mom? ;)

[King Prout]

of course I have a mummy - but it is loaned out to the squirrel gods for the nonce

[King Prout]

'nite, IT

[King Prout]

not chance: divine providence :)

[King Prout]

*hic*
go'ary boo...boo..BLECCCH!...booze onya pard?

[EsmeraldaA]

I see, of course I take your word for it. ;-)

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

seemed a perfectly reasonable thing, initially

[King Prout]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1537923/posts

standard All-Jizz-eaters nonsense... but, ya gotta admit:

"Iron Fist Of Jesus" would make a WONDERFUL multi-genre martial-arts movie

[EsmeraldaA]

Ohh my!!

[Alice au Wonderland]

hmmmph!

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

nite nite. old broad goeth to bed.