Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Monkey Face]

*snort*

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

nite nite fanfan

[NicknamedBob]

Good Night, Ladies. Rest well.

[Monkey Face]

'Night, Doc! Enjoy the puny birds...(and take care.)

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

ok. stupid question time. why the asterisks here and there?

[NicknamedBob]

We of the undead Thread occsionally use asterisks to denote actions, rather then words. *Chuckle*

You may find some of our conventions are rather unconventional. *Scratches head*

If that makes sense.

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

thank you. how does one *merry Christmas*?

[NicknamedBob]

" how does one *merry Christmas*?"

Jovially and vociferously. Pay no attention to the snowflakes.

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

snowflakes? SNOWFLAKES? there will be no snowflakes. this is why i live in south georgia. no snowflakes. no rumors of snowflakes. despite what KP is muttering in the background. peter pan has spoken.

[Darksheare]

"Warmth"?
One must define 'warmth' for me, as supposedly waves of freezer temp air drift off of me.

[NicknamedBob]

Maybe if it were Warm Snow?

[Das Outsider]

Please don't stop it.

Shall I add you to the ever-growing list, then?

I'm sorry--rist.

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

i like your writing. but snow is snow. an abomination. an unfortunate atmospheric aberration. KP just took "aberration" apart so i could see whence it came and get the spelling right. i'm glad he can do these things, i just wish he wouldn't do them to me. you are entirely too bright. what do you do for a living, if you don't mind my asking. (one of my siblings does something for a living, but every time i ask what it is, i am asked if i've read any good books lately.)

[Das Outsider]

In best Bela Lugosi voice, I say, "Good evening."

So what's going on?

(BTW, love the tagline, NnB!)

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

finally eating lasagne. would have eaten sooner, but forgot to turn the oven temperature on when i set the timed-bake, so for some strange reason the lasagne didn't even defrost, let alone cook.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Warm snow? Is that like dry rain?

[Baraonda]

Yes, Dear Leader, add me to your list.

[NicknamedBob]

"you are entirely too bright."

While I am aware that some appear to be afflicted with intelligence, like the curse of excessive wealth, I consider my mild talents to be nothing less than an amazing blessing. I love having the opportunity to entertain others, and myself.

"what do you do for a living, if you don't mind my asking."

My grand asperations of becoming a (rich and famous) published author are not coming into fruition quite as quickly as I had hoped. There are many aspects to achieving success in this field, and one of them is the recognition that comes from a successful marketing campaign, and in that skill I am sorely deficient. However, I know that the first step in developing a writing career involves writing, so I do that.

As to what I specifically do to earn money, why, I eke out a pitiable existence among my humble acquaintances. Still, it gives me time to write, and to FReep.

Read any bad books lately? (See, I told you I was lousy at marketing!)

[Das Outsider]

Ach, du liebe Zeit! Someone killed the thread!

[Baraonda]

Night night, 'Face.

still having problems with my mouse here. Grrrr!!!