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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: EsmeraldaA

evil zeroes, Es


4,401 posted on 12/10/2005 4:17:46 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: NicknamedBob

"I'm proud to say I'm the humblest man I know."
Gotcha. It's all clear, now...;o]


4,402 posted on 12/10/2005 4:18:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

hi, 'Face


4,403 posted on 12/10/2005 4:19:34 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

My spaghetti was exactly like yours, tonight. Not a thing to be found.

Pageant was a bust since the car's battery ran out because someone who shall not be mentioned parented by remote and let Quartus "shut" the door, which didn't shut at all, really, which led to the lights being on in the car all night, all day, and then another all night, resulting in a dead battery. Mother was severely less than pleased.

Tertia's swim meet went well, by all reports. Primus and Secundus swam well in their events and I announced the meet to near perfection.

Now, I have to guide (ride roughshod) over tree decorating.

Gack!


4,404 posted on 12/10/2005 4:20:19 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Ah. Now I understand.

Nice 00's btw.


4,405 posted on 12/10/2005 4:20:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA
 
To: Alice au Wonderland
 
 

 
4,400 posted on 12/10/2005 7:16:03 PM EST by EsmeraldaA
 

4,406 posted on 12/10/2005 4:22:02 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Yes! The best kind, au natural.


4,407 posted on 12/10/2005 4:23:19 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Hiya, Doc! How was your day today?


4,408 posted on 12/10/2005 4:23:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

"That man over there is the laziest man I have ever seen. I've sat here and done nothing but watch him for three hours now, and he hasn't done a lick of work in all that time!"


4,409 posted on 12/10/2005 4:24:05 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: fanfan

Hi Fan!


4,410 posted on 12/10/2005 4:24:19 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

*snort*


4,411 posted on 12/10/2005 4:24:48 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Ooooh! Double doubles!


4,412 posted on 12/10/2005 4:25:26 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

AAAAA-aaaaand, 11 goes into 44 four times!


4,413 posted on 12/10/2005 4:26:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

tonight is lasagne. tomorrow night is quail over at ye trainer's. he and a friend went hunting today at one of the large plantations. got their limit and had a marvelous time. Ye trainer is feeling better, he who gave me the epizootis. i have decided i may not die from this after all, though it was a near thing. it is important to drum up business, and i fully expect everybody i examined this past week to be deathly ill by monday. Pushy is Pushy Woman, a thoroughbred filly, who has a genius for injuring herself. KP is going to massage her and see if he can get some of the soreness out of her. i have a 1/3 interest in this animal, and i would like her to feel well and run well and train well (and sell well in the April OBS sale of 2 year-olds in training). She's bred out the a$$, excellent bloodlines top and bottom.


4,414 posted on 12/10/2005 4:28:35 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hello Alice!

You sound relaxed.

:-D


4,415 posted on 12/10/2005 4:29:18 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"... 11 goes into 44 four times!"

111,111,111 times 111,111,111 equals 12345678987654321

And I knew that even without checking!

4,416 posted on 12/10/2005 4:30:04 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

*snort*
I was there, so I can vouch for him.;o]


4,417 posted on 12/10/2005 4:31:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

I'll be more relaxed after a "parlor break". Have to wait until the children go to bed.

How was your day?


4,418 posted on 12/10/2005 4:31:12 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

I love lasagne! I make it but have to give half of it away...:o[


4,419 posted on 12/10/2005 4:32:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; All

*snort*


Hello Babe!

Hello All!


4,420 posted on 12/10/2005 4:32:18 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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