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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Alice au Wonderland
We don't want that, do we. Premature "relaxation" is frowned upon most severely.

Fear not, there's a spell for that, too.

3,761 posted on 12/09/2005 5:50:13 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: NicknamedBob
I was kind of wondering what we would do with those subs. But it seemed so rude to refuse a present.

They come with crew included. Do you want to keep the crews?

3,762 posted on 12/09/2005 5:50:16 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: timpad; Monkey Face; EsmeraldaA; stephenjohnbanker

Let's stick to the original this time. After all, we're not alone in the parlor tonight. There's more than enough to go 'round.


3,763 posted on 12/09/2005 5:50:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I have missed so much on the thread that I don't think I'll be able to catch up.


3,764 posted on 12/09/2005 5:51:08 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hey, 'Face. What's the latest news with you and your wheels?


3,765 posted on 12/09/2005 5:52:31 PM PST by Genesis defender (Lurker mode -off)
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To: timpad

That would be wise.


3,766 posted on 12/09/2005 5:52:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

"How much tequilla have you had to drink?!"

Er...none. Is it showing?


3,767 posted on 12/09/2005 5:52:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; timpad; Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker; All
Sorry boys and girls, I'm late for the canteen!

BEHAVE!!
3,768 posted on 12/09/2005 5:52:38 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76

It's flat out tonight - I can barely get a word in edgeways!!!


3,769 posted on 12/09/2005 5:53:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: timpad

"...Let 'em get their own parlor full of Ben Wa engineers."

MY kinda guy! ;o]


3,770 posted on 12/09/2005 5:53:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland

:Blinks very innocently:

Just testing my new pictures

3,771 posted on 12/09/2005 5:54:03 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: EsmeraldaA
BEHAVE!!

Some chance!!

3,772 posted on 12/09/2005 5:54:06 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Baraonda

Prurience is not a synonym for prudence, nor for tact.


3,773 posted on 12/09/2005 5:54:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"You know what the ideal weapon would be - an antimatter-matter bomb!!"

Too messy. How about a simple unmatter bomb?

You set it off,and the item blows up for a few Angstroms, and then shrinks to non-existence. -pop-

Much quieter and less obtrusive.

3,774 posted on 12/09/2005 5:55:09 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Don't worry. I always behave.


3,775 posted on 12/09/2005 5:55:40 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: timpad

I'm fearless. How 'bout you? *whispering hotly*


3,776 posted on 12/09/2005 5:55:58 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Baraonda

"...Now, if I can only figure out what 'Faces' tag line means..."

It says, loosely translated, "Is that a scroll in your toga or are you just happy to see me?"


3,777 posted on 12/09/2005 5:56:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

....And a road that could with a coat of tar....

3,778 posted on 12/09/2005 5:56:11 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Would the crews be of any use to those of us in the parlor?


3,779 posted on 12/09/2005 5:56:35 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA
BEHAVE!!

Not likely. Forecast is a warming trend, followed by bright sunny smiles...

3,780 posted on 12/09/2005 5:57:02 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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