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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"Do you have an established prurience level "
Let's see what transpires. I am the adventurous type.
To: stephenjohnbanker
2,382
posted on
12/07/2005 8:37:56 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dawsonville_Doc
You have photographic evidence of Prout in an earlier incarnation?!
Did I ever meet you or talk with you on the phone? I'd've been in college in New York.
2,383
posted on
12/07/2005 8:39:23 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: stephenjohnbanker
I can work with that.
If I offend, please say so.
2,384
posted on
12/07/2005 8:40:35 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
Well, considering that, at most, I lifted 110 for 12 reps on the bowflex (with my legs) and 70 lbs for 144 reps (with the abs), you are way ahead of me!
On the other hand, you're a man....all man...*shivering delicately*
2,385
posted on
12/07/2005 8:45:05 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Good morning, Alice. The UT sure was busy last night about 400 posts.
To: stephenjohnbanker
Yup!
Some of it was prurient!
What are your thoughts, if any, on Ben Wa Balls? NnB and Dead Corpse are making them for us. (Refer to post 1772, or so, and scattered posts from last night.)
2,387
posted on
12/07/2005 8:51:23 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
On the other hand, you're a man....all man...*shivering delicately* Last time I checked... yeah. You seem to be shivering an aweful lot lately. ;-)
2,388
posted on
12/07/2005 8:57:15 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Did I ever meet you or talk with you on the phone?I don't think so, but you'd have to ask KP to make sure. As far as I recall, he had no family visits Freshman year.
To: Alice au Wonderland
Yeah... I think some time last night someone suggested using a radioactive, but dense, material for the "dinger" inside. Not exactly something you want in close contact if'n ya' knows what I means.
Mercury would actually be a good shot, but working with the stuff can be pretty nasty. Especially if you heat it.
2,390
posted on
12/07/2005 9:01:46 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
You seem to be shivering an aweful lot lately
2,391
posted on
12/07/2005 9:15:12 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: stephenjohnbanker
"...I am the adventurous type."
You must be! You're still here!
2,392
posted on
12/07/2005 9:16:02 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
That's interesting. Where'd the rest of it go?
2,393
posted on
12/07/2005 9:16:02 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
You seem to be shivering an aweful lot lately It's almost my turn to lay an egg.
2,394
posted on
12/07/2005 9:17:07 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"...What are your thoughts, if any, on Ben Wa Balls? NnB and Dead Corpse are making them for us. (Refer to post 1772, or so, and scattered posts from last night.)"
*whispers hotly*
(I wish they'd hurry and get them done!)
2,395
posted on
12/07/2005 9:17:28 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Dawsonville_Doc
Naw, I wouldn't have visited. We made do with the rare phone call.
What are you up to now, if you don't mind me asking.
2,396
posted on
12/07/2005 9:18:34 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
Gee...I'm almost afraid to ask what else you might consider putting in them...I'm not sure I want anything radioactive in "close proximity" of anything important. Of course, at my age, it may not matter!
:o]
2,397
posted on
12/07/2005 9:20:37 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
*panting*
Me, too!
I had to insist that NnB make them look pretty, too. He was going to let them look....*shudder*....utilitarian! After all, we girls have standards, and....things.
2,398
posted on
12/07/2005 9:21:33 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
Ooooh! We can't have premature *ahem* explosions. That won't do at all.
2,399
posted on
12/07/2005 9:22:36 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Well, I, for one, prefer they be colored, like turquoise and magenta and other hot colors, just because of where they will be *ahem* resting. Pearlized would be good...clear works...
2,400
posted on
12/07/2005 9:23:02 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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