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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Victoria Delsoul
2,201
posted on
12/06/2005 9:13:16 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA
I don't BBQ down here - too damn hot in the summer, too many bugs.
I still cook - poor folks gotta cook to keep on-budget.
2,202
posted on
12/06/2005 9:13:23 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Victoria Delsoul
2,203
posted on
12/06/2005 9:13:28 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: NicknamedBob
You have a Microwave? Yep.
2,204
posted on
12/06/2005 9:13:59 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: Darksheare; tuliptree76
You cook one thing or two and have the best intentions of sharing.
That's good enough.
To: Alice au Wonderland
Actually, motivation called 'longing of the heart' sent me from my roost.
2,206
posted on
12/06/2005 9:14:54 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"Thwack 'em with a shoe, says I, ..." Well, if they resist arrest...
2,207
posted on
12/06/2005 9:15:17 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Darksheare
Beef strokingoff...er, Stroginoff over noodles!
2,208
posted on
12/06/2005 9:15:29 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
young men are, to put it gently, dumb as a bag of hammers.*biting tongue*
Will... not... respond...
2,209
posted on
12/06/2005 9:16:05 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: King Prout
Poor baby! More therapy for you.
2,210
posted on
12/06/2005 9:16:30 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76
I've had some fascinating cooking disasters.
The results could have been used for various things like armor plating or heat shielding..
2,211
posted on
12/06/2005 9:16:34 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
well, she routinely lies on my hunched shoulders with one hind leg draped over each of my ears and her tail flipped insouciantly across the crown of my gleaming pate as i putter about the house, so I wouldn't say she holds me in *reverence*
but she knows who deals out the whupass in my home
2,212
posted on
12/06/2005 9:16:40 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Had some Stroganoff a few hours ago.
2,213
posted on
12/06/2005 9:17:30 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Victoria Delsoul
2,214
posted on
12/06/2005 9:18:01 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Some of the male parental units...sort of....They had someone else make the fire and then they grilled upon it....
2,215
posted on
12/06/2005 9:18:06 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
So, you still cook then.
Will you marry me next week?
No wait, next week is inconvenient. January perhaps? ;)
To: Darksheare
I don't cook as much as I used to, either. It's not fun to just cook for myself.
But as long as you can make something (or at least heat up something), and you're willing to share it, that's what counts.
2,217
posted on
12/06/2005 9:18:26 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: Darksheare
don't brag
oh... stroGANoff
nevermind
2,218
posted on
12/06/2005 9:18:46 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Cool, you have a fur collar that has its own fillet for your forehead.
(A fuzzy crown!)
2,219
posted on
12/06/2005 9:19:00 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: NicknamedBob
Thwack first; ask questions later!
2,220
posted on
12/06/2005 9:19:18 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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