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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Darksheare

Howya Darks!!


1,821 posted on 12/06/2005 5:08:22 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient-menuext&q=Melatonin

Melatonin is a hormone made by a part of the brain called the pineal gland. Melatonin may help our bodies know when it's time to go to sleep and when it's time to wake up.

Melatonin supplements (in pill form) can also be taken. There are two types of melatonin that may be used in these pills: natural and synthetic (man-made). Natural melatonin is made from the pineal gland of animals. This form could be contaminated with a virus and is not recommended.

The synthetic form of melatonin does not have this risk. If you are not sure if your melatonin is natural or synthetic, ask your doctor or pharmacist before taking it.

1,822 posted on 12/06/2005 5:09:35 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Monkey Face
Really Face royalty? WOW!

What I meant was families need new blood...hehe hehe hehe
1,823 posted on 12/06/2005 5:09:53 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face

Palatines in my family..


1,824 posted on 12/06/2005 5:11:49 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Any info on replacing endorphins?


1,825 posted on 12/06/2005 5:12:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hi!


1,826 posted on 12/06/2005 5:12:24 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"...strange how when I'm looking for something, It's always in the last place I look..."

No. What's strange about that is that you stop looking just when you start getting successful.

When you find what you're looking for, keep looking! Who knows what else you may find?

1,827 posted on 12/06/2005 5:13:00 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Darksheare
Palatines in my family..

Is it hereditary?

1,828 posted on 12/06/2005 5:13:36 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks, Bob!

I don't have a doctor. I gave them up for Lent. And seldom see a pharmacist because I don't take prescription drugs. There are too many side-effects that either mimic CFIDS symptoms, or cause a relapse, so I steer clear of those meds.

I can take herbal meds, and though I have to pay dearly for them, I would rather pay with money than to have the artificial effects on my body.

So thanks, again. ;o]


1,829 posted on 12/06/2005 5:15:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
Oooh?
From early 18th century?
1,830 posted on 12/06/2005 5:17:07 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes, I'm afriad I have Royal blood. Not that it does me any good. About all I can claim is the right to wear the Royal Stewart Tartan and the Duncan Tartan.

Yah...I know what you mean...but there is enough "Royal Incest" to infect the best of families! In some cultures, it was thought that by marrying siblings, the blood would be "pure."

In other cultures, it was just plain decadent.


1,831 posted on 12/06/2005 5:18:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

Palatines? Are they anything like the Plantagentets?


1,832 posted on 12/06/2005 5:20:27 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Forward thinking!! It' not the last hurdle, but the first... oh.


1,833 posted on 12/06/2005 5:20:35 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
I can take herbal meds, and though I have to pay dearly for them....

Ever try the comfry? I'm sure though if it can treat anything to do with your condition, as I think it's mainly for muscles, joints, back pain etc., but you should look into it!

1,834 posted on 12/06/2005 5:24:48 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

You've blue blood!!


1,835 posted on 12/06/2005 5:26:20 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I used it years ago, but it wasn't effective. There is just too much going on with CFIDS...it has about 45 symptoms, and I seldom have less than 10 at a time.

But thanks for mentioning it.


1,836 posted on 12/06/2005 5:26:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
What's Mel atonin for?

Something he did wrong?

1,837 posted on 12/06/2005 5:27:19 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yes, I do!
But not blue enough for any of the Crown Jewels...


1,838 posted on 12/06/2005 5:27:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Any info on replacing endorphins?"

Before Aspirin:
Endorphins

It was only in 1975 when scientists John Hughes and Hans Kosterlitz discovered a family of proteins called endorphins. Endorphins may have been discovered only recently, but they are the oldest painkillers we have.

What do you have to do to use endorphins? You have to hurt. That's all. Unlike some painkillers that come from plants or are made from crude oil, endorphins are made by your own body. Your body feels pain to warn you that something is wrong, that you've been injured, or that you are sick and need to seek treatment.

But the body has ways of making the pain bearable, too. When you experience severe pain, your body releases endorphins. Endorphins interact with certain parts of your brain to help lessen the pain.

For example, women giving birth produce high levels of endorphins to ease their labor pains. It is interesting that endorphins interact with the same parts of the brain as do drugs like morphine.

Morphine, it turns out, relieves pain because it mimics the behavior of your body's own endorphins.

But there are more pleasant ways to make your body produce endorphins. Endorphins are thought to be involved in helping your brain experience pleasure. So eating chocolate is thought to make your body produce endorphins. If you decide to burn off that chocolate with some good hard exercise, that will make your body produce endorphins, too.

This is why long-distance runners experience "runner's high." The harder you exercise, the more endorphins your body makes. No wonder the Odyssey Adventure Racing calls its annual two-day, 100-mile, running, hiking, climbing, paddling, and biking race through the mountains of West Virginia the Endorphin Fix!
Maybe you don't want to replace endorphins; you want to release them!

I don't recommend your getting pregnant. You could try chocolate. Running might not be recommended for you just yet, but laughter is greeat medicine.

Rent a bunch of comedies, and pretend you're being paid to laugh at them by someone with a hidden camera.

Oh, wait! I'll put in a camera and we'll all have things to laugh about!

1,839 posted on 12/06/2005 5:27:45 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: sionnsar

LOL!

Hi, sion!
I needed that! :o]


1,840 posted on 12/06/2005 5:27:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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