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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: TheMadLurker
You cannot even format HTML correctly. What gives, piker?
1,381
posted on
12/05/2005 7:06:03 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Lying About My Sign-Up Date Since 1998)
To: NicknamedBob
Yes, somewhat. I have at least slowed down so I haven't met myself yet, this morning. However, if I speed up enough to where that happens, I'll make me sit down until the rest of me get there.
1,382
posted on
12/05/2005 7:07:04 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Lazamataz
Hey, Laz! Welcome to the Undead Thread! Did you come here on purpose? You KNOW we've taken over the entire thread for our own purposes...
1,383
posted on
12/05/2005 7:08:12 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
I always visit places, then I go.
Go see my new homepage: I just added the Rules of the Game.
1,384
posted on
12/05/2005 7:09:30 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Lying About My Sign-Up Date Since 1998)
To: Lazamataz
Welcome back, Laz. Or welcome, anyway.
I checked the rules. Not too dissimilar from the Laws of Thermodynamics, except for the required orthographical rectitude.
Lots of rooms if you want to stick around. We're taking off for Mars at the end of the month, could use some company.
1,385
posted on
12/05/2005 7:17:15 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
1,386
posted on
12/05/2005 7:17:27 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(a mad downward spiral, spinning toward something that smells like apocalypse but tastes like chicken)
To: Lazamataz
Great list of People to Hate! And everyone of them was more than worthy of all the hate we can muster.
Have a safe trip!
(And I like The Rules!)
1,387
posted on
12/05/2005 7:18:14 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: stephenjohnbanker; tuliptree76
1,388
posted on
12/05/2005 7:18:44 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: NicknamedBob
I checked the rules. Not too dissimilar from the Laws of Thermodynamics, except for the required orthographical rectitude.My physician tried to check my orthographical rectitude, but I stopped him the minute he snapped on those rubber gloves.
Lots of rooms if you want to stick around. We're taking off for Mars at the end of the month, could use some company.
Count me in. I have a sneaking hunch I'm not of this world anyways.
1,389
posted on
12/05/2005 7:19:29 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Lying About My Sign-Up Date Since 1998)
To: Lazamataz
Actually, those of us who "live" here in the Flying Castle of the Undead are not of this world, either, so it sounds like you'll fit right in!
1,390
posted on
12/05/2005 7:22:37 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Lazamataz
"I have a sneaking hunch I'm not of this world anyways." Everybody suspects that, until maturity occurs, and the depression sets in.
"I guess I'm human after all." -- What a lament!
1,391
posted on
12/05/2005 7:23:15 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: NicknamedBob
Everybody suspects that, until maturity occurs, and the depression sets in.And then comes the running and the screaming and the 'getting on top of tall buildings' and the shooting and the firebombing....
....well, at least that's how it worked out for me.
I can probably join you on your Mars trip in 7 years, so long as the Parole Board cooperates....
1,392
posted on
12/05/2005 7:26:39 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Lying About My Sign-Up Date Since 1998)
To: Monkey Face
In other words, I should be mindful of the black hole : )
To: stephenjohnbanker
Er..no, actually.
It's the zombies. They aren't quite "trained" yet, and require an occasional thrashing by the Dust Bunnies.
1,394
posted on
12/05/2005 7:32:51 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Lazamataz
"I can probably join you on your Mars trip in 7 years, so long as the Parole Board cooperates...." Oh, Man! Are you in luck!
We have this Great work-release program. We'll set you up in the dunge, er, security levels where you can channel your aggressive instincts into positive directions, like weapons research.
I'm sure our dungeonmaster, er, program coordinator can arrange for a custody transfer.
1,395
posted on
12/05/2005 7:38:58 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: NicknamedBob
We have this Great work-release program. We'll set you up in the dunge, er, security levels where you can channel your aggressive instincts into positive directions, like weapons research. I'm sure our dungeonmaster, er, program coordinator can arrange for a custody transfer.Just tell me it looks like this:
..........and I'll contact the Warden to get the paperwork.
1,396
posted on
12/05/2005 7:44:37 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Lying About My Sign-Up Date Since 1998)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Harmless Teddy Bear
The plesiosaur and her hatchlings are in the moat. They are rather gentle, but watch where you're swimming.
1,397
posted on
12/05/2005 7:47:08 AM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: NicknamedBob; Lazamataz
Oh SH*T!!!
You let Laz in here? Ain't no one gonna get any sleep now.
At least we'll have someone to man another firing point on our Good Ship Lollypop....
1,398
posted on
12/05/2005 7:47:27 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: tuliptree76
Nessy hatched a brood? That's what I get for spending time with my family...
1,399
posted on
12/05/2005 7:50:06 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
1,400
posted on
12/05/2005 7:50:16 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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