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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

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To: Monkey Face

Well, there's only three of us & were all a few years apart.
My brothers are 4 years apart & I was born 10 years after
he who is always at fault... he takes after the black Irish in our
blood. The oldest of us has brown hair, but grows a red moustache...
like the German side & my mom says I have her grandma's creamy
English skin. We're Scottish, German, French, English, Irish & Welsh...
if that explains anything. It can be annoying saying "yes, he is" all the
time, so it can be good to actually look like your siblings... sometimes.


12,281 posted on 12/30/2005 4:42:33 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

Nah...everyone who knows us knows me instantly...I'm taller than all of them. :o]


12,282 posted on 12/30/2005 4:46:43 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Monkey Face

I will have to look into those. Most trips I get by with a rollaboard (checked) laptop bag and small backpack (leave the camera at home and one of the small bags can be left). But this might also be nice for my "emergency kit" -- I never fly now without a change of shirt, socks, etc., plus a mini kit with razor, toothbrush/paste, moustache wax, floss, Woolite, etc. carried on.


12,283 posted on 12/30/2005 4:47:00 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: sionnsar; DJ MacWoW

What mom was saying was a reference to the sporran being
useful in holding "things" down... so as not to be obvious.
(Is that a gun in your pocket...) *wink wink*


12,284 posted on 12/30/2005 4:47:12 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: sionnsar

Yepper...I think you could benefit from Space Bags. I need to get some more, because I wore the other ones out with short trips after I got back to the States.

They come in all different sizes now, so if you have a Super Wal-Mart, they probably have the full range. I was living in a "small town" so I had to take what they had or do without. I took them.


12,285 posted on 12/30/2005 4:50:53 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, I'm the shortest. We get shorter as you go
along. In my mom's half of the family, each sibling
was taller than the last. Funny in an odd way.


12,286 posted on 12/30/2005 4:51:58 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde
What mom was saying was a reference to the sporran being useful in holding "things" down...

Sich micht dae fer th' Sassenach, buit ye'd require a hivvie sporran fair the Scot...

It's haird tae keep a guid maun' doon...

*\;-)

12,287 posted on 12/30/2005 4:58:46 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: Darkchylde

I'm next to the last in age, but tallest...even taller than my parents. I was always asked, "Can you get that ...... down for me?"

Or "Can you reach that.....for me?"

I think I was 12 when it started...:o[


12,288 posted on 12/30/2005 5:01:40 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: sionnsar; Darkchylde; Monkey Face
"It's haird tae keep a guid maun' doon... "

And according to Mae West, a good man is hard to find...

12,289 posted on 12/30/2005 5:02:51 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: sionnsar; Darkchylde; tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; King Prout; DJ MacWoW; All

I'm headin' fer the barn folks...

See ya tomorrow!


12,290 posted on 12/30/2005 5:03:06 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: NicknamedBob
And according to Mae West, a good man is hard to find...

That's not quite the way I heard it... I could be wrong, of course, but I think not...;o]

12,291 posted on 12/30/2005 5:05:00 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Monkey Face

Good night, 'Face. Pleasant dreams.


12,292 posted on 12/30/2005 5:05:22 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Monkey Face

You ever see the keychains where that
statement if flipped around? *snicker*


12,293 posted on 12/30/2005 5:06:07 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: tuliptree76

'Night Dr. Ms. Tulip! I'll see you tomorrow!


12,294 posted on 12/30/2005 5:06:31 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Darkchylde

No, but the way I heard it was "flipped around!"

(And I heartily agree!)


12,295 posted on 12/30/2005 5:07:23 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Monkey Face

That's what I meant... I have stuff on the desk in front
of me (& it's not my cat for once), so I'm distracted. ;-)


12,296 posted on 12/30/2005 5:10:11 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: All

'Night, All Y'all!


12,297 posted on 12/30/2005 5:10:20 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: NicknamedBob
a good man is hard to find...

Amen.

12,298 posted on 12/30/2005 5:14:48 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face; Darkchylde; NicknamedBob

When I was in law school, some of the girls on a "girl floor" in a dorm (not my dorm - I was coed) placed a letter in each of their windows to create the "flipped around" version of that saying.


12,299 posted on 12/30/2005 5:17:34 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; Darkchylde

Okay, It's hard to find a good man.


Sheesh!


12,300 posted on 12/30/2005 5:19:28 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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