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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Monkey Face

Don't look now but you stumbled into a nest of zeros.


1,201 posted on 12/04/2005 4:32:59 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
LOL! In the right hands there is.

The little tube is called a practice chanter; it is fingered the same as the chanter on the bagpipe, but much quieter ("chanter" is English for "sionnsar", btw).

1,202 posted on 12/04/2005 4:34:26 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

I haven't heard those songs before.

My Christmas selection consists of a Bing Crosby album and a CD set of instrumental Christmas songs.


1,203 posted on 12/04/2005 4:34:51 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

*slapping forehead*
It must be my bedtime. Those darn things hit me when I least expect it...(I've been working on some genealogy files, and it's driving me nuts....)

*groaning* I'll never live this down.


1,204 posted on 12/04/2005 4:35:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"A much better question is why don't we have four ten hour work days rather the five eight hour work days."

To answer that specific question, that's a "been there, done that" for many.

A couple of problems are that people get tired, schedules don't match the rest of the world, and the equations for holidays and sick days need to be recalculated. But it has been done.

My point was that most real work gets done in a few furious hours, when people are at their peak. Efforts made when one is off-peak are almost not worth it. Perhaps more work which is goal-oriented needs to be defined.

The way to do this, or see it in action, is to say, "When these lists of tasks are completed, you may go home, and you will be paid for the whole day."

Then you will see true efficiency.

Unfortunately, efficiency is not always what is being paid for. The only way to answer the phone efficiently is to be there when it rings.

1,205 posted on 12/04/2005 4:36:25 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Yea Vernors! And Faygo. That is the good stuff.

Don't know about Faygo, but it was many years after we moved to California before I ever saw Vernors again -- and that was the last for decades. A year or so ago it suddenly started appearing around here. The very goodwife brought home a six-pack just last night.

Hot Vernors at the skating rink, Vernors floats in summer, ahhhh....

1,206 posted on 12/04/2005 4:41:37 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar; Harmless Teddy Bear; Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; King Prout; ...

It's that time, again, gang. If I don't go to bed, I'll have key marks embedded in my forehead.

I'll talk to you tomorrow!

Tale care, all of you.


1,207 posted on 12/04/2005 4:51:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
LOL! Hi, sion! How was your Sunday?

Hi, 'Face! So-so, really. Woke up feeling not particularly well, so I stayed home from church. (Missed Bible Study class where we covered Eph. 1:1-2 today.) The upside was time to put in on projects -- am almost "done" on constructing the church's website (the big thing was getting pictures/montages constructed and up), though keeping it up to date is not going to be an insignificant task. But I knew it was going to be that way.

Went on to other projects that have been languishing. Updated the Linux box yesterday, now am downloading a *lot* of stuff so it can play DVDs. (And maybe, just maybe, at long last I'll finally be able to see a DVD of a city in China given me... 5 years ago yesterday!)

Downloading dozens of megabytes through a slow dial-up connection. It's making hanging out here a test of patience. (I can't even go on through my laptop/cellphone connection because I accidentally blew out the USBs with static last Monday -- reached for the mouse and *ZAP!* that was it...)

How about you?

1,208 posted on 12/04/2005 4:52:15 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: NicknamedBob

of COURSE i have read penrod and sam i think there was a sequel to the original penrod and sam and i read that too (i think anyway - long time ago) also Mama's Bank Account and Understood Betsy and a host of others but nothing on the "required reading list" i always felt that if it was worth reading they wouldn't have to require you to read it you can keep dickens by the way he takes twenty years to say what anybody else would have got through in two paragraphs it's the sort of writing where you curl up under a blanket with a couple of apples and some good tea within reach and maybe some ginger snaps and then read at least when he puts you to sleep you are warm and well-fed


1,209 posted on 12/04/2005 4:56:13 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Monkey Face
"Tale care, all of you."

Darn, that's good advice! CYA yourself, 'Face. And Good Night!

1,210 posted on 12/04/2005 4:57:01 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Monkey Face

It's Hebrew and Latin.


1,211 posted on 12/04/2005 4:57:02 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: tuliptree76
Like I said, I have eclectic tastes in music.

And even at one album per Christmas, I've had plenty of time to build up a sizable collection. "A Medieval Christmas" I first bought on LP in the early-mid 70s. Wore it out, but was ecstatic when I learned it had been re-released on CD.

My old pipe band used to half-joking talk about doing a Christmas album -- it would be unique. And not complete -- you simply can not play "Silent Night" on the Highland Pipes!

1,212 posted on 12/04/2005 5:07:31 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Tarkington, Booth

(Newton Booth Tarkington), 1869–1946, American author, b. Indianapolis.

His most characteristic and popular works were his genial novels of life in small Middle Western towns, including The Gentleman from Indiana (1899), The Conquest of Canaan (1905), and the trilogy Growth (1927), made up of Turmoil (1915), The Magnificent Ambersons (1918; Pulitzer Prize), and The Midlander (1923).

Alice Adams (1921; Pulitzer Prize), considered by some his best novel, tells of the frustrated ambitions of a romantic lower-middle-class girl.

He wrote several amusing novels of boyhood and adolescence, the most notable being Penrod (1914) and Seventeen (1916). His plays include a dramatization of his own historical romance Monsieur Beaucaire (1901) and Clarence (1921). 1
See his reminiscences, The World Does Move (1928); biography by J. L. Woodress (1955, repr. 1969); study by K. J. Fennimore (1974).

I think it was in Penrod and Sam that he described alligator hunting with binoculars and tweezers. All you had to do was look through the binoculars backwards, then pick up the alligator with the tweezers. That nut Steve Irwin from Australia should try that technique.
1,213 posted on 12/04/2005 5:08:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

what is a penrod?
what is a sam?
what have you been keeping in hiding from me all these years?


1,214 posted on 12/04/2005 5:09:52 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76

I should add that mine includes "A Charlie Brown Christmas". *\;-)


1,215 posted on 12/04/2005 5:11:03 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar; Darksheare
"...you simply can not play "Silent Night" on the Highland Pipes!"

Well, let's see. You could have a few measures play, and then a big cannon explosion, and then the soft tinkle of falling bits of material.

I'll bet Darks would buy that one, too.

1,216 posted on 12/04/2005 5:12:43 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good night, 'Face.


1,217 posted on 12/04/2005 5:13:42 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Monkey Face
'Night, 'Face!

I think I am going to bag it too. This connection is way too slow while the downloads are going.

1,218 posted on 12/04/2005 5:16:57 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: King Prout
Oh you never read Penrod?

You must. It is a classic

1,219 posted on 12/04/2005 5:17:45 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Monkey Face

'night 'face


1,220 posted on 12/04/2005 5:20:01 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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