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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Yup! That's him, the scourge of mice everywhere!
11,421
posted on
12/27/2005 1:26:44 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: sionnsar
The 26 year old microwave goes well with the 52+ year old toaster.That's the toaster with the pull down doors, and the mica sheets, right?
My grandmother had one of those
But on the plus side, you can split a Hostess powdered donut in half, stick the split face side to the heating elements, and have a tasty treat
MMMMMM Goood.
11,422
posted on
12/27/2005 1:27:54 PM PST
by
concretebob
(We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
To: NicknamedBob
Where's the bar? I need a double Mist.
11,423
posted on
12/27/2005 1:34:42 PM PST
by
concretebob
(We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
To: Dead Corpse
"We are currently under thrust I assume ..." No, thrust is suspended until we execute the Trans-Lunar Insertion.
We are currently under rotation, which provides about a third of normal gravity.
When we go TLI, we will slowly increase to point six-six, and do a slow burn to take us out of Earth orbit toward the Moon.
However, we plan to slip past the Moon, using it only as a means of changing direction.
We are currently doing calculations to determine reaction mass consumed versus remaining. No sense going further unless we know we can get there.
In the worst case, insufficient fuel, we would detach some scoop ships to scavenge some Earth atmosphere for us to use as reaction mass, but it is unlikely to be necessary. We just like to be extra careful. Babies and babes on board, you know!
11,424
posted on
12/27/2005 1:38:41 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Alice au Wonderland
yes - a clear white patch on her throat (plus two very vague ones on her belly's midline)
11,425
posted on
12/27/2005 1:40:02 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: concretebob; NicknamedBob
Is it 5 o'clock Somewhere yet?
How do we know what time it is?
11,426
posted on
12/27/2005 1:42:08 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
To: Tax-chick
11,427
posted on
12/27/2005 1:44:12 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: King Prout
I remembered the belly spots. Forgot about the collar, though.
What do you think of Mcxlplx's boxed lunch?
11,428
posted on
12/27/2005 1:45:42 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
11,429
posted on
12/27/2005 1:48:27 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: concretebob
There's a bar at each end of the main hall of the castle on both the basement level and the sub-basement level.
Slightly rougher crowd hangs out in the sub-basement level, especially near the "North" end.
There's also a "lounge" on the third level, over the main kitchen. It even has a window facing "South."
In habitats A and B, the drinks are where you find them.
11,430
posted on
12/27/2005 1:49:42 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Alice au Wonderland
11,431
posted on
12/27/2005 1:53:20 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
To: Tax-chick
11,432
posted on
12/27/2005 2:01:41 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Tax-chick
"How do we know what time it is?" The bars and the kitchens never close, so who cares?
Actually, each habitat keeps its own time, and each is eight hours off from the others.
Habitat A is on Hong Kong Time, Habitat B is on GMT, and the Castle will be on Pacific Time.
Not that it matters much. Eat when you're ready, go to bed when you please. Everyone is on vacation, except for the ones who are trying to make a buck off the rest of us.
11,433
posted on
12/27/2005 2:02:07 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Alice au Wonderland
Hanging in there ... Week Two of the Toilet Marathon. We're into the second full day without a puddle, but it's very tiring!
It was supposed to be a school day, but not much was accomplished. I'll get everyone up earlier tomorrow!
11,434
posted on
12/27/2005 2:05:59 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
To: NicknamedBob
Sounds like a great vacation!
11,435
posted on
12/27/2005 2:06:35 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
To: King Prout
11,436
posted on
12/27/2005 2:09:35 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Tax-chick
Week Two of the Toilet Marathon. You know, duct tape is your best friend.... ;)
11,437
posted on
12/27/2005 2:11:51 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
did the rodent git et, or didja git soft in tha haid an' spare 'im?
11,438
posted on
12/27/2005 2:20:08 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Tax-chick
ah. so you *do* seem to have what I had.
11,439
posted on
12/27/2005 2:21:18 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
You had a child who refused to use the toilet?
11,440
posted on
12/27/2005 2:22:53 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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