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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yup! That's him, the scourge of mice everywhere!


11,421 posted on 12/27/2005 1:26:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: sionnsar
The 26 year old microwave goes well with the 52+ year old toaster.

That's the toaster with the pull down doors, and the mica sheets, right?
My grandmother had one of those
But on the plus side, you can split a Hostess powdered donut in half, stick the split face side to the heating elements, and have a tasty treat

MMMMMM Goood.

11,422 posted on 12/27/2005 1:27:54 PM PST by concretebob (We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Where's the bar? I need a double Mist.


11,423 posted on 12/27/2005 1:34:42 PM PST by concretebob (We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
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To: Dead Corpse
"We are currently under thrust I assume ..."

No, thrust is suspended until we execute the Trans-Lunar Insertion.

We are currently under rotation, which provides about a third of normal gravity.

When we go TLI, we will slowly increase to point six-six, and do a slow burn to take us out of Earth orbit toward the Moon.

However, we plan to slip past the Moon, using it only as a means of changing direction.

We are currently doing calculations to determine reaction mass consumed versus remaining. No sense going further unless we know we can get there.

In the worst case, insufficient fuel, we would detach some scoop ships to scavenge some Earth atmosphere for us to use as reaction mass, but it is unlikely to be necessary. We just like to be extra careful. Babies and babes on board, you know!

11,424 posted on 12/27/2005 1:38:41 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

yes - a clear white patch on her throat (plus two very vague ones on her belly's midline)


11,425 posted on 12/27/2005 1:40:02 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: concretebob; NicknamedBob

Is it 5 o'clock Somewhere yet?

How do we know what time it is?


11,426 posted on 12/27/2005 1:42:08 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: Tax-chick

Time is relative.


11,427 posted on 12/27/2005 1:44:12 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: King Prout

I remembered the belly spots. Forgot about the collar, though.

What do you think of Mcxlplx's boxed lunch?


11,428 posted on 12/27/2005 1:45:42 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Murphy's what? eh?


11,429 posted on 12/27/2005 1:48:27 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: concretebob

There's a bar at each end of the main hall of the castle on both the basement level and the sub-basement level.

Slightly rougher crowd hangs out in the sub-basement level, especially near the "North" end.

There's also a "lounge" on the third level, over the main kitchen. It even has a window facing "South."

In habitats A and B, the drinks are where you find them.


11,430 posted on 12/27/2005 1:49:42 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Good point.


11,431 posted on 12/27/2005 1:53:20 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: Tax-chick

How're you doing today?


11,432 posted on 12/27/2005 2:01:41 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Tax-chick
"How do we know what time it is?"

The bars and the kitchens never close, so who cares?

Actually, each habitat keeps its own time, and each is eight hours off from the others.

Habitat A is on Hong Kong Time, Habitat B is on GMT, and the Castle will be on Pacific Time.

Not that it matters much. Eat when you're ready, go to bed when you please. Everyone is on vacation, except for the ones who are trying to make a buck off the rest of us.

11,433 posted on 12/27/2005 2:02:07 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hanging in there ... Week Two of the Toilet Marathon. We're into the second full day without a puddle, but it's very tiring!

It was supposed to be a school day, but not much was accomplished. I'll get everyone up earlier tomorrow!


11,434 posted on 12/27/2005 2:05:59 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Sounds like a great vacation!


11,435 posted on 12/27/2005 2:06:35 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: King Prout
here
11,436 posted on 12/27/2005 2:09:35 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Tax-chick
Week Two of the Toilet Marathon.

You know, duct tape is your best friend.... ;)

11,437 posted on 12/27/2005 2:11:51 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

did the rodent git et, or didja git soft in tha haid an' spare 'im?


11,438 posted on 12/27/2005 2:20:08 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Tax-chick

ah. so you *do* seem to have what I had.


11,439 posted on 12/27/2005 2:21:18 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

You had a child who refused to use the toilet?


11,440 posted on 12/27/2005 2:22:53 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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