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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: tuliptree76
I won't need any help. IT was the only one who showed up. ;-)

Glad to be at your service!

10,701 posted on 12/25/2005 4:55:00 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face; Jack Black; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; EsmeraldaA; Das Outsider; nicmarlo; clamper1797; ...
A Merry Christmas to the Undead Thread!

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10,702 posted on 12/25/2005 7:44:48 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: sionnsar

Merry Christmas, Sionnsar!

You're up early.

You and your wife feeling better?


10,703 posted on 12/25/2005 7:48:09 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar; fanfan; Tax-chick

I told my wife that I believe.
I told my children.

I prayed.



But Santa still only brought me clothes for Christmas.


10,704 posted on 12/25/2005 7:57:44 AM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: fanfan
Merry Christmas, fanfan!

You're up early. You and your wife feeling better?

Not that early for my usual schedule. Another difficult night due to coughing so I didn't get lots of sleep. The muscles involved must be getting stronger because it's hurting less. *\;-)

Yes, we're feeling better but still have a ways to go. She went and player her harp at Midnight Mass, and in an hour will be back on her way to church for Matins & Holy Communion. I'm still not quite up to it.

How are you all?

10,705 posted on 12/25/2005 8:04:25 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: NicknamedBob

Clothes are good!

What had you asked for?

Merry Christmas Bob.


10,706 posted on 12/25/2005 8:04:34 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar
Very good.

The kids are older, so we all slept in until 8.

All the gifts are open, and everyones happy.

DH and I gave each other high speed Internet for Christmas a few weeks ago..we have this antenna thing on our house, and got a wireless modem, so we're surfin' like Santa now!


10,707 posted on 12/25/2005 8:10:45 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

What service? I'm on through my laptop & cellphone -- which might be a good thing if the power goes out (the winds were up this morning).


10,708 posted on 12/25/2005 8:18:25 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: sionnsar

You mean the provider or the kind of service?

It's DSL by way of a tower, 11MB/sec.


10,709 posted on 12/25/2005 8:31:40 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I am curious if it or something like it is available here, and am hoping for something I can use to begin a search. DSL via tower sounds very interesting!


10,710 posted on 12/25/2005 8:36:24 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: NicknamedBob

"But Santa still only brought me clothes for Christmas."

AHA! FReeping in your underwear has cost you dearly!


10,711 posted on 12/25/2005 8:37:01 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Merry Christmas to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
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To: fanfan

"It's DSL by way of a tower, 11MB/sec."

Can you explain the difference of DSL by way of a tower?



10,712 posted on 12/25/2005 8:38:46 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Merry Christmas to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
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To: sionnsar
It's from these people...Link

It's a Canadian company, but you might have something like it in Seattle.

10,713 posted on 12/25/2005 8:45:46 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
I'll try, but I'm not very good at IT stuff.

There is a tower in a near by community, and the antenna on our roof sends the info. back and forth between the tower and my house.

The antenna runs on some kind of radio (?), and I think the tower is set up on satellite, but I'm not sure.

I do know that it is fast, and being out in the country, it sure beats dial-up at 32kb.

:-)
10,714 posted on 12/25/2005 8:50:27 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Very interesting, thanks! I'm not aware of such in our area, but I'll be checking...


10,715 posted on 12/25/2005 8:54:06 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: sionnsar

Your welcome very good FRiend.

:-)


10,716 posted on 12/25/2005 9:05:29 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar

Merry Christmas, sion!


10,717 posted on 12/25/2005 9:07:27 AM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: fanfan

Merry Christmas, Fan!


10,718 posted on 12/25/2005 9:10:07 AM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: fanfan

Thanks for the info. Now I have to find out more about it.


10,719 posted on 12/25/2005 9:11:31 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Merry Christmas to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
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To: Monkey Face

Morning Face!

Merry Christmas!

How are Hobbes and Calvin this morning?


10,720 posted on 12/25/2005 9:17:06 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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