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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: fanfan
And a Happy New Year!!!

10,321 posted on 12/24/2005 1:17:16 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Ok.....


10,322 posted on 12/24/2005 1:18:05 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
HTML Experiment:

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

10,323 posted on 12/24/2005 1:22:11 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Whatever you were doing, it showed up as bold red!


10,324 posted on 12/24/2005 1:26:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face

I was using the same color as before, I was actually experimenting with font style!


10,325 posted on 12/24/2005 1:28:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Ah. I tried that...it didn't work. But then, it may be just my computer...


10,326 posted on 12/24/2005 1:29:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
The only thing I do at knifepoint is clean the bathroom..

I never let mine get that dirty. Some brushes, wipes, cleaners are needed... but not knives.

10,327 posted on 12/24/2005 1:33:28 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: sionnsar

My bathroom is clean...I try to keep it that way. But once every three or four years, I have to CLEAN it ~~ at knifepoint! *snort*

How are you and the Good Wife feeling?


10,328 posted on 12/24/2005 1:35:17 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Tiranti...


10,329 posted on 12/24/2005 1:35:27 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; King Prout
"Merry Christmas, Bob!"

Merry Christmas, Fanfan!

You'll note that the Castle Christmas Tree has been decorated with non-breakable ornaments -- bows, cookies, tinsel, and artificial snow.

We're anticipating that the vibration of launch will shake loose a few ornaments, and I don't want to set up a factory production line for Christmas ornaments!

Also, as of Tuesday morning, launch day, we ask that no one venture into the woods until further notice. The stresses of launch can be expected to topple or stress quite a few trees, and some may end up not entirely vertical in the new gravitaional orientation.

The good news will be that we can expect some more wood for our furniture production, and depending on our atmospheric loss rate, an occasional cheerful fire to cozy up to in the dreary dark of space.

10,330 posted on 12/24/2005 1:37:04 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: NicknamedBob

Gee, Wally...you thought of everything, dincha?


10,331 posted on 12/24/2005 1:38:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
How are you and the Good Wife feeling?

Lousy. She's doing better than I am -- but then she's a few days further down the road.

Right for me it's mostly sneezing, which is a relief for the abdomen (diaphragm?) which is sore from all the coughing. I got little sleep last night because of it.

She's out right now trying to "rescue Christmas" -- to get what we need for tomorrow's dinner.

10,332 posted on 12/24/2005 1:40:29 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: NicknamedBob
the Castle Christmas Tree has been decorated with non-breakable ornaments -- bows, cookies, tinsel, and artificial snow.

Are these non-breakable cookies safe to bite down on?

10,333 posted on 12/24/2005 1:42:13 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: NicknamedBob
Thanks Bob.

Did I ever tell you I sent a handmade application to NASA when I was 12?

This is my dream come true, and we will be going much further than I would have at NASA.
10,334 posted on 12/24/2005 1:42:23 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Try this:

< font face="Times New Roman" size=5 >hello!
< p >
< font face="Tiranti Solid LET" size=5 >hello!
< p >
< font face="Academy Engraved LET" size=5 >hello!


10,335 posted on 12/24/2005 1:42:46 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

Yes!


10,336 posted on 12/24/2005 1:43:20 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

Awwww...

{{sion}}

I took my turkey out of the freezer on Monday, and took it out of the fridge today and it was still frozen. I've been cooking it since 6:30 this morning. The pie is made, but that's all...*sigh*


10,337 posted on 12/24/2005 1:43:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; fanfan; Monkey Face
Merry Christmas! from NicknamedBob
10,338 posted on 12/24/2005 1:43:33 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: fanfan
Did I ever tell you I sent a handmade application to NASA when I was 12?

Gutsy little thing, weren't ya?

10,339 posted on 12/24/2005 1:45:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob
Thanks, and the same to you!
10,340 posted on 12/24/2005 1:45:52 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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