[catpuppy]

Regarding football, it's all true, Nully. I might add the following:

Memory:
NORTH: Even the most dedicated fan can only vaguely recall who played last week.

SOUTH: Anyone entering kindergarten is expected to know the stats, scores and bad calls that resulted in a loss for the home team for every game since the Taft Administration.

[Lakeshark]

*rolling eyes*

This year: North: Two teams play in the most watched bowl (Fiesta)

South: Two teams (West Virginia has a team?) play in the least watched bowl in history (Sugar).

For the.....ahem....elderly Floridians: Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno put the pads on and play one on one.

Alas, poor Michigan........all dressed up and no where to play.........

:-)