PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!

Weekly World News, via Yahoo ^ | Monday September 12 - 2005 | MIKE FOSTER

[COBOL2Java]

I went to school with a guy named "Dusty Cloud"!!!

Did he go on to run for the US Senate?

[proud American in Canada]

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

But the good news is, I saved on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

[G Larry]

9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014

actually.....

6:00 a.m. EDT on June 6th (666)

[Constitution Day]

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Note to NASA:
Please investigate what this scientist is up to in his spare time.

Sincerely,

[G Larry]

Now THAT'S Global Warming!

[LRS]

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid"

[bmwcyle]

When is the movie?

[hocndoc]

""Women and minorities effected the worst.""



um, I think you mean "affected."

Unless you're saying that women and minorities caused this tragedy.

(Sorry, couldn't resist - I wouldn't have played grammar cop on a series thread. That would have been hughly rude.)

[FarmerW]

Some other article titles written by Mr. Mike Foster.

WORLD-SHAKING DISCOVERY... UFO FOUND ON BEACH AFTER KILLER TSUNAMI
Alien pilots & missing woman are onboard!

SPACE ALIEN GAL CLAIMS 'NASA ASTRONAUT GOT ME PREGNANT'


9-FT-TALL CYCLOPS HEADED TO THE NBA?

BUSH'S SECRET PLAN TO INVADE THE MOON
--And Make it the 51st State!

'PAINTING OF SADDAM CURED MY HICCUPS'
Iraqi Man Claims Looted Portrait of Hussein Has Magic Healing Powers!


Thanks for making me smile this morning!

[JoeFromSidney]

If the cloud is coming at us at near the speed of light, how did the light manage to get here so much ahead of the light (or X-rays or whatever Chandra detected)? The whole thing sounds bogus to me.

[Fawn]

Goodbye cruel world......

[TomGuy]

MSM, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC:

Promo Headline:

Dust Cloud to Devour Earth at 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014. See special report at 11:00 p.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

[reagan_fanatic]

[Dark Skies]

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

But when the facts are all in, hopefully next month, we can panic for the next 9 years. But in the meantime...

[AppyPappy]

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Screw the cost. I'm buying Chivas.

[rock58seg]

So the center of our galaxy is 28,000 light years away, but this thing will arrive in ten years?
It's described as 10 million miles across, about 1/9th of the distance between us and the sun, and it's going to gobble up the solar systemm?

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

It sure can!

[massgopguy]

This looks like the work of Q.

[PigRigger]

...is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014......"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski......

OMG it's picking up speed! We are doomed, doomed I tell ya!.....

[HereInTheHeartland]

Will Mayor Nagin have the buses dried and ready to go by then?

[starfish923]

I think you're on to something here.
Apparently this whole situation was all thought up by Karl-of-the-Rove To get president Bush to declare a state of world emergency, forcing the UN to contract Halliburton to save the world at a cost of Bazillions of dollars thereby lining the pockets of all of us Evil republicans further leading to additional capitalist repression of the third world (as well as the remainder of the 2nd and industrialized nations)
How's that?

Logical, clear and believable.
The leftists and America-hating media would LOVE it.
Lol.