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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Weekly World News, via Yahoo ^ | Monday September 12 - 2005 | MIKE FOSTER

Posted on 09/20/2005 5:25:47 AM PDT by vannrox

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101 posted on 09/20/2005 6:48:34 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Amos the Prophet
Sorry, I do not know what a series thread is. Please explain.

You've been here since '99 and you don't know what a series thread is? You've stuned my beeber!

IRT topic: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

102 posted on 09/20/2005 6:48:39 AM PDT by ahayes
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To: DoughtyOne
Galactic Warming! The end is near...

Bush, you S.O.B.! LOL

This Orta give us all pause for refraction.

103 posted on 09/20/2005 6:51:09 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
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To: vannrox

Wow, I didn't know we could image an asteroid 14 light years away. /sarc


104 posted on 09/20/2005 6:51:47 AM PDT by jrp
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To: vannrox
Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

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and it's headed directly
toward Earth!

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"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

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If your incharge,
who will go to Andromeda?

OR...
who doesn't go?

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105 posted on 09/20/2005 6:52:56 AM PDT by Major_Risktaker
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To: vannrox

Not much point in repairing the levees in New Orleans now, is there?


106 posted on 09/20/2005 6:53:07 AM PDT by Cheburashka
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To: vannrox

I guess this is really going to mess up Al-Queda's time table of ruling the world by 2020.


107 posted on 09/20/2005 6:53:30 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican
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To: numberonepal
Uhh ... they said "We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest ..."
Outta my seat Pal! ;-)
108 posted on 09/20/2005 6:54:55 AM PDT by Tunehead54 (Nothing funny here ;-)
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To: Major_Risktaker
"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

Darn it.
I'm busy that week.
109 posted on 09/20/2005 6:55:21 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Conspiracy Guy
We're all gonna die! 2014? That gives me 9 years to max my credit cards out!

LOL. Do it before the new bankruptcy legislation kicks in!
110 posted on 09/20/2005 6:55:50 AM PDT by Kokojmudd (Outsource Federal Judiciary and US Senate to India, NOW!)
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To: vannrox

makes me glad we went for the 30 yr mortage instead of the 15.


111 posted on 09/20/2005 6:56:27 AM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: vannrox
Launch millions and millions of Swiffer sheets into space.

The vacuum should enhance the particle-attracting properties of the sheets and hasten the consolidation of the dust particles onto the Swiffer sheets.

The environmental impact of millions of dust-laden Swiffer sheets burning up upon re-entry into the Earth's atmosphere has as of yet not been ascertained.

112 posted on 09/20/2005 6:57:11 AM PDT by George Smiley (This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
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To: vannrox

http://www.snopes.com/science/dustcloud.asp

Fake, of course.


113 posted on 09/20/2005 6:59:11 AM PDT by T.Smith
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To: vannrox

Sounds like someone got the number 17 dinner special at the local Taquiera Rodeo..


114 posted on 09/20/2005 7:01:02 AM PDT by IamConservative (Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time will pick himself up and carry on)
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To: vannrox

I just realized I can't collect Social Security until 2016.

As Pooh would say, Oh, bother.


115 posted on 09/20/2005 7:01:20 AM PDT by Cheburashka
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To: avg_freeper
I thought of this exchange but didn't feel like looking it up to post it.

Best black comedy of all time.

116 posted on 09/20/2005 7:02:22 AM PDT by George Smiley (This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
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To: Jet Jaguar
Yahoo news is now rehashing Weekly World News?

Yes, it was posted last Saturday from WWN. It's Bush's fault.

117 posted on 09/20/2005 7:02:57 AM PDT by manwiththehands
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To: vannrox
PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!


118 posted on 09/20/2005 7:04:22 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: manwiththehands

Bad ole Bush! :0)


119 posted on 09/20/2005 7:04:24 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar

I think they do it as a gag. It is under "Movies"


120 posted on 09/20/2005 7:07:49 AM PDT by Conservomax (There are no solutions, only trade-offs.)
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