This jerk is so full of himself its not funny. Of course if he is full of himself that means he's full of sh*t.
Posted on 09/19/2005 8:26:55 PM PDT by TMD
Bill Maher's closing bit the other night:
"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.
"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.
"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.
"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.
"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' "
Hmmm, this just might work. It's has more depth than a simple F.O. but, then again, what's the point? You can only bash your head against the wall so many times before you have to find another hobby.
Maher has totally destroyed any remaining credence to his image as a 'tell it like it is' brutally honest commentator with his lock stock and barrel embrace of the Left. To say Bush abandoned New Orleans is not only ludicrous, but it also continues in letting the mayor of the city and the La governor completely off the hook. John Stewart -- another leftwing shill -- did the same thing.
...or rather how OTHER PEOPLE should use mass transit. Especially those stupid uneducated religious people. LOL!
Yup, it took a bit too long given the final product! Sometimes it is better just to let people talk. If they keep going they tend to overreach and alienate their target audience. The mark of the true artist is knowing when to stop, and something tells me that our mutual friend Billy Maher is a philistine.
Bill Maher is a big-nosed dink.
Bill Maher is a tick on the back of this great country. Sucking its blood, and not giving it any credit for the lifestyle he is able to live here.
Speaking of lifestyle, below is a piece I wrote during the height of Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect. It touches on Maher and on other controversial topics, so be warned!
During the height of the Clinton-Lewinski scandal, I was watching the late-night show "Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher." (Disclaimer: I see nothing "Politically Incorrect" about seeing the host and three liberal guests attacking conservative straw men and shouting down the lone conservative guest for an entire half hour.) During the couse of the conversation, it was mentioned that the late Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King had committed adultery on the night before his murder. Bill Maher pounced upon this point, looking directly at the conservative guest. Raising his voice, and gesturing theatrically, he declaimed,"Did the adultery make MLK unfit as a leader of the civil rights movement? I'm asking you...NOW!"
The horns of the dilemna were painfully obvious. Either say that yes, adultery makes one unfit as a moral leader (and be branded a Puritan bigot, more concerned with "personal matters" like sex than about "the pressing issues facing our time" such as civil rights and race relations; or, concede that one can lead even though an adulterer, thereby letting President Clinton off of the hook. I don't remember the response of the conservative guest; but I do remember staying awake much of the night poring over the matter. At the time, I came to the reluctant conclusion that Maher was right; attacks on the moral failings of a leader (ad hominem attacks) do not themselves invalidate the message. But through it all, I still had misgivings which I was unable to place.
It was not until more recently, during the revelations of the Rev. Jesse Jackson's illegitimate child, and the allegations of hush-money paid to the mother, that things crystallized. Some conservative columnist pointed out that Jimmy Swaggart and the Bakkers were treated with contempt for falling short of Christian standards, so why not Jesse Jackson? Standards! That was the key. Forget about double standards for liberal vs. conservative, for white vs. black, or any other division--our society's standards have changed. In other words, Bill Maher was playing with an unfair advantage in the case of MLK.
What unfair advantage? "Politically Incorrect" was looking at the behavior of MLK at a distance of some thirty or forty years, after civil rights had become an accepted part of the landscape, and no longer in serious question--we even have a government bureaucracy charged with enforcing civil rights, the EEOC, and a national holiday MLK Jr. day. Contrast this with the early sixties--civil rights agitators and voting organizers were being murdered for their activities, while local government officials turned a blind eye. The goals of the civil rights movement have been achieved, the outcome is no longer in doubt. So what if someone had an affair, or a one-night stand, so long ago?
The "so long ago" is the key to the dilemma. True, MLK did have an affair; but we did not learn of it until many years later--after he has become a martyr, after his goals have been accomplished. What if his philanderings had become known (as Clinton's) at the time? Consider all we have been through as a society since the early sixties...from the Beatles' "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" through Woodstock and "Free Love", on to Deep Throat (the movie, not the Watergate figure), past Jimmy Carter's admissions of lust and on to Monica Lewinski. We have become inured. Imagine the shock, imagine the outrage, if it had become clear (back then) that MLK had committed adultery the night before his death. Would the civil rights movement even have survived, if its opposition had been given such a choice bit of ammunition?
And this makes clear why the second horn of Maher's dilemna was misleading. Clinton, reprobrate though he is, remains merely a political leader--subject to the ballot box, and subject to being defined by his Lewinsky Legacy. The late MLK was a moral leader, deriving his authority not from the Constitution but from example, giving his life in service to a higher power. And, if he clearly falls short, his moral authority will be diminished. Our lack of outrage--at either Clinton or the late MLK--or at Jesse Jackson, for that matter--only serves to show how far we have fallen.
(May God grant us the grace to return to the moral stature we have once occupied.)
Cheers!
For a lefty scum like Maher, one of the worst things that could happen is that his ex (person of color) girlfriend would paint him as a racist bully. That's enough to have him shunned as a "bad person" in lefty circles.
Every statement that Maher made in that tirade was either a lie or irrelevant. Many of the diatribes that libs churn out against Bush or other conservatives are merely their own projections or fits of paranoid fantasy. Whatever Bush does, he should have done the other thing in their demented minds. If he did A, well he should have done B. The fact is I remember Maher saying exceptionally stupid things about Bush days after the 2000 election. He's always had a sick hatred of Bush. This latest screed says more about Maher (and others like him) than it does about Bush.
Sorry about your lib older brother. My older brother used to chastise me for being a Dem years ago. A few years back I had to admit to him that he had been right about Dems. But this was only many years after I'd concluded that being a Dem was a waste of time. I was a conservative Dem, but like Zell Miller, I considered it my party. Better late than never. You've got the situation opposite of me. However I do have three liberal sisters who view abortion as sacred. I'm working on them. If I can turn them around, anything is possible. Hope springs eternal and all that.
Maher was the worst standup comedian I've ever seen. Many lefty comics were/are great (Bill Hicks for example), but Maher was a total zero at that craft. Bad jokes, bad timing, bad presence.
I'm in the same boat with my parents, so you have my sympathies. The only thing worse than hearing them bas Bush is when they tell me how great Clinton was. The sad thing is that all of their children a conservatives, and I think it's because, pre-CNN, that's the way they raised us. Now that they have retired, they watch CNN and MessNBC constantly. They've been brainwashed by this dreck to the point that they are now against everything they every stood for in life. That is way I hate the liberal MSM so intensely.
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